Keep Calm - my arse!

#1
KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON.
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Didn't put this in the *What pisses you off* thread because I wanted to try
and start a new place to post some more bollocks.
I'm now absolutely threaders with this fu**ing motto. It's plastered on almost
everything you can think of....mugs, T-shirts, pictures for your house, pillow
cases, fu**ing toilet rolls......enough already!

Well, now it's your turn to dream some amazing statements to add to the
ever growing list.

Here's one to start this thread off:-


KEEP CALM AND HAVE A WANK


Next!
 
#5
I like this already. I can't punch the "Like" button - but you all deserve a "like" so:-

I Like You.


*KEEP CALM AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA FROM THE MUGS I BOUGHT FROM THE SHOP WHAT I BOUGHT THE FUCKING KEEP CALM POSTER IN*


 
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#14
Keep calm and say "Yes constable, I understand what you're saying". Whilst thinking "I'd like to punch your fucking head in, you pompous jumped up little cunt".
 
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