Keep Calm - my arse!

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by BillyNoMates, May 24, 2013.

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  1. KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON.
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    Didn't put this in the *What pisses you off* thread because I wanted to try
    and start a new place to post some more bollocks.
    I'm now absolutely threaders with this fu**ing motto. It's plastered on almost
    everything you can think of....mugs, T-shirts, pictures for your house, pillow
    cases, fu**ing toilet rolls......enough already!

    Well, now it's your turn to dream some amazing statements to add to the
    ever growing list.

    Here's one to start this thread off:-


    KEEP CALM AND HAVE A WANK


    Next!
     
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    This one ok?
     
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  3. Keep calm and put this in your mouth.
     
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    And another sparkler!
     

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  5. I like this already. I can't punch the "Like" button - but you all deserve a "like" so:-

    I Like You.


    *KEEP CALM AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA FROM THE MUGS I BOUGHT FROM THE SHOP WHAT I BOUGHT THE FUCKING KEEP CALM POSTER IN*


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  6. Keep Calm and don't upset MLP or SPB.





    (Blackrat's OK)
     
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  7. Brown nose.
     
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  8. Keep calm, even if you'r unable to get your laughing gear around your own cock....:grin:
     
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    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

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    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

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  12. AAF

    AAF Badgeman

    Fuck being calm you........
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  13. Keep calm and shag a divs diver.
     
  14. Keep calm and say "Yes constable, I understand what you're saying". Whilst thinking "I'd like to punch your fucking head in, you pompous jumped up little cunt".
     
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  15. Keep calm - stroke a pussy.



    No photo - use your imagination.










    It worked for Blofeld!
     
  16. Keep calm and act the hard cunt after the event when you were shitting yourself.
     
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  17. Keep calm, just swallow it
     
  18. Keep calm and DO NOT push back.


    Or reach around.
     
  19. Keep calm and panic!
     
  20. Keep calm and blame your oppo.
     

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