KATE ADIE

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  1. KATE ADIE WAS SAILING OFF GIBRALTAR WAITING FOR A STORY TO BREAK ON THE GULF WAR. ONE AFTERNOON THEY CAME UPON A DESERT ISLAND NOT ON THE CHART. THROUGH BINOCULARS THEY COULD SEE A FIGURE ON THE BEACH WAVING TO THEM. SENSING A STORY KATE TOOK HER CAMERA TEAM INTO THE BOAT AND THEY WENT TO THE ISLAND. THE FIGURE ON THE BEACH TURNED OUT TO BE A MAN WHO SAID HIS NAME WAS ABLE SEAMAN HAWKINS, HE HAD BEEN WINDSAILING ONE MAKE AND MEND AND HAD GOT BLOWN AWAY IN A GALE LANDING UP ON THE ISLAND. KATE WAS ENTHRALLED, SAYING BEFORE WE RESCUE YOU CAN WE DO A QUICK INTERVIEW. YES SAID HAWKINGS. KATE STARTED.
    HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?
    FIVE YEARS.
    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR FOOD?
    SEE THAT PALM GROVE HAWKINS SAID, ITS FULL OF DATES AND COCONUTS, THATS WHAT IVE EATEN.
    FINE SAID KATE, BUT WHAT HAVE YOU HAD TO DRINK?
    SEE THAT TALLEST PALM HAWKINS SAID, WELL UNDERNEATH IS A POOL OF FRESH WATER, THATS WHAT IVE DRUNK.
    AMAZING SAID KATE, JUST ONE MORE QUESTION, IN FIVE YEARS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ABOUT SEX?
    FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK SAID HAWKINS, ONLY THIS MORNING I WAS WALKING ALONG THE BEACH AND CAME UPON AN OSTRICH WITH ITS HEAD BURIED IN THE SAND. I RAN UP AND TOOK HER FROM BEHIND.
    CHRIST SAID KATE THAT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING..WHAT WAS IT LIKE?
    WELL IT WAS ALRIGHT FOR THE FIRST HUNDRED YARDS SAID HAWKINS BUT THEN WE GOT OUT OF STEP.
     
  2. No where near funny as the above but whilst on mechs course doing Defence and Political studies, occifer asks the class, when does a "conflict turn into war", answer from classmate: "when Kate Adie turns up"
     
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