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Justine the Transport Minister

First she awards the construction of Lightweight Bogies to Seimans,(Germany) who haven't the technology to build them, leaving Bombadier UK company, who already make them, high and dry.
Then she announces that First Great Western has won the bid to run former Virgin Group, during parliamentary recess, so the contract cannot be discussed. Despite First Group opting out of the Westcountry franchise earlier, thus saving them £800million in payment to the government.
Then to cap it all she threatens to resign if Camoron builds a third runway at Heathrow, whilst she seems to be constructing the foundations of it on her face. Justine the Transport Minister biggest affront is to permit her image to be published, it is an affront to the British public. If there was ever a reason to justify the full face Burka, she is it!
 
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Err, those that use the East Coast railway line from London to up north (mind you, "north" to me means the Isle of Wight), businesses in the UK and those who live near Heathrow Airport.

Apart from that from that I cannot think of anyone else.
 
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Err, those that use the East Coast railway line from London to up north (mind you, "north" to me means the Isle of Wight), businesses in the UK and those who live near Heathrow Airport.

Apart from that from that I cannot think of anyone else.
Thought you lot were south of Cherbourg???? :grin: At the end of the day some of you silly sods on "North Island" voted her in ..........
 
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Err, those that use the East Coast railway line from London to up north (mind you, "north" to me means the Isle of Wight), businesses in the UK and those who live near Heathrow Airport.

Apart from that from that I cannot think of anyone else.
It is West Coast that is up for grabs flymo, East Coast still run by HMG.
 
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East - West - ah poo, sorry. Anyway, we haven't got trains down here so what would I know about railway chuff chuffs? and besides, any further than 9 miles and I'm out of my depth .. physically as well as literally.

MG M, I've just found your location up north via you're lat and long. Number 4 perchance?
 

girthsmith

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I think she is harry divvers and everything she says is correctamundo! She MUST know what she is talking about cos DR Reid and the buffHOON knew all about defence!
 
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East - West - ah poo, sorry. Anyway, we haven't got trains down here so what would I know about railway chuff chuffs? and besides, any further than 9 miles and I'm out of my depth .. physically as well as literally.

MG M, I've just found your location up north via you're lat and long. Number 4 perchance?
Allowing for standard deviation ... and the fact that Google Earth is shit (or perhaps because I cant get it to work properly) ... area's about right ... but you're nowhere close! :toothy7:
 

girthsmith

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And Raleigh didn't change your taste in woman, or do you have your own "Gronk" board which you intend to leave to the Naval Museum, as a display of how low matelots can sink to
They have refused said gronk board as it is a two man lift due to the fact it has naked phots of Hattie Jacques, Lenny Henrys ex, Esther chester the matelot molester and Anne Widdecombe on it!
 
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First she awards the construction of Lightweight Bogies to Seimans,(Germany) who haven't the technology to build them, leaving Bombadier UK company, who already make them, high and dry.
Then she announces that First Great Western has won the bid to run former Virgin Group, during parliamentary recess, so the contract cannot be discussed. Despite First Group opting out of the Westcountry franchise earlier, thus saving them £800million in payment to the government.
Then to cap it all she threatens to resign if Camoron builds a third runway at Heathrow, whilst she seems to be constructing the foundations of it on her face. Justine the Transport Minister biggest affront is to permit her image to be published, it is an affront to the British public. If there was ever a reason to justify the full face Burka, she is it!
Seconds Out Round Two
 

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West coast rail fiasco: angry transport secretary blames own department | Business | guardian.co.uk

On discovery the brown envelopes contained £20 notes and not the required £50s it was only a matter of time before the West Coast Mainline was back up for tender... :oops:

Seriously though, I wonder if the reported "mistakes" would have come to light without Branson seeking a judicial review of the whole process? Something stinks to high heaven here. - especially as we, the tax payers, have to pay £40M in compensation to the franchise bidders!
 
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West coast rail fiasco: angry transport secretary blames own department | Business | guardian.co.uk

On discovery the brown envelopes contained £20 notes and not the required £50s it was only a matter of time before the West Coast Mainline was back up for tender... :oops:

Seriously though, I wonder if the reported "mistakes" would have come to light without Branson seeking a judicial review of the whole process? Something stinks to high heaven here. - especially as we, the tax payers, have to pay £40M in compensation to the franchise bidders!

Latest, up to £100 million, according to the Beeb/Modern Railways spokesman.
 

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