Just discovered this one (Keeley Hazell-sort of NSFW)

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I wish to destroy it. There's a video of her dealing out noshes and getting her goods smashed in on the internet somewhere too.

Dirty bitch.

 

Bet you a tenner you can't (You're gonna be giving me a lot of tenners at this rate )

I'm gonna find that video

 

It's actually slightly disappointing. At least it's Keeley though.

 

She's chowing down on a meaty treaty, so even if it's not utter filth, it's always good to see....

 

Yeah, she's divs and all, but in the vid she doesn't seem that enthusiastic, kind of Paris Hiltonesque approach to gobbling.

 

That'll be the rohypnol.

 

I didn't have to give her any. :wink:

 

I found it; it's pretty shit.

 

You're wanking though aren't you.......

 

Bet you knocked one out over it though didn't you you dirty little toad!!!

 

psh. 2 minutes isn't long enough to knock one out.

 

I would rattle that until the neighbours complained about the smell.

 

Amateur, so you're saying you're gash in the sack?

 

Actually, yes. Yes I am. It's not like I get much practice at the moment.

 

Well get yourself a couple of bacardi breezers and down the park tonight, there's bound to be a couple of chav slags who will let you smack one up them in exchange for some disco p1ss.

 

Think I'll pass on that; the lasses around here are inbred and more manlier than even you

 

Lose those high standards before you join up Cuttlefish Jesus! :wink:

 

Ah well your heading to Guzz soon so i'm sure wannabe will sort you out!!! :wink: 8) 8)

 

If you join up with standards you'll never get a deployment wife.