Just a bit of fun,

Basic Training quotations !!
For example.....

The balls in your court....

Your in your own time now people.....

Look at the bigger picture...

The doors always open....

Your Mum isn't here to wipe your arse anymore....
Re: Just a bit of fun, service quotations !!!

They were when i was in thats all they used say to us. That and a few more, like i said a bit of fun nothing serious.
Re: Just a bit of fun, service quotations !!!

Sea Harrier Squadron CO addressing groundcrew "This MBE I have just received, its not for me but for ALL of you for YOUR hard efforts!!!"

From the back of a CLD, "can I sign it out sir i'm off to a wedding in September?!!!!"
My favourite quote which I seem to be using on an almost daily basis at the moment.

''Oh I'm sorry, you appear to have me confused with someone who gives a fcuk.''
Church parade it was always. Roman Candles fall out. Until one day Sgt Murphy was around. I take a great offence at that statement he sobbed. Do I give a fcuk was the reply..
On seeing those two good people win 56,000,000 quid on the
lottery, I got all jealous and hacked off.

"Money can't buy you happiness", quoted my good lady wife.

"The give me 56,000,000 quids worth of fu**ing MISERY then", said I.

I was wiping fish pie off the kitchen units after that remark and I
slept in the shed.

I dunno....no sense of humour - some people.

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