Judgement Day

#5
Next year's supposed to be D-Day.Lots of astronomers getting all excited about it. 1987 = Harmonic Convergence, then periodic 'We Are Fucked' sessions every four years or so.... makes a mockery of the 2012 Olympic deadlines then :eek:
Whatever happened to David Icke ?
 
#6
'Meanwhile, enterprising atheists across 26 states have set up a business to care for the animal companions of any Christians who are selected to go to heaven when Jesus Christ comes back
"You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes, what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind?" Eternal Earth-Bound Pets says on its website, offering to "take that burden off your mind."
The post-doomsday pet rescue service already has 259 clients, who have paid $135 for the first pet and $20 for each additional pet at the same address, to ensure the faithful animal companions are looked after and loved even when their Christian owners have gone to the other side.
All the rescuers are sworn atheists, which means they will definitely be left behind on Earth, ready to rescue pets after the Rapture.
When judgment day happens, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets co-founder Bart Centre "will notify all of our rescuers to go into action and they will drive to the homes of anyone who's signed a contract with us, pick up their pets and take them home and adopt them as their own, keeping them happy and healthy for the rest of their lives.
"This will happen only if and when the Rapture happens. So we do not expect to have to do anything on Saturday," Centre told AFP'.


So essentially, the Chosen Few are doing the christian thing and abandoning their pets ? Athiests apparently pick up the pieces after the 'christian's' have fucked off to paradise. Marvellous.


These people are actually let loose on American streets.Please God, they don't carry guns :0
 
#8
Well you can't try a knocker. Us atheists are very enterprising - and to think that we are doing the God Botherers a favour too.
Mrs Flymo is having a birthday party tomorrow to celebrate her 40th birfday on Wednesday. Shall I ask the local Parish bish if it is worth going ahead with it :evil4: ?
 

wet_blobby

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#9
11pm saturday night here and fcuk alls happened. I expect we're the first to be doomed being ahead in time etc.

I'll let the missus know the end is nigh, might get me love spuds emptied....... doubt it but, worth a shout.
 
#10
If it's only the Christians being lifted by god, does that mean that us atheists are left behind with the Sikhs, Pagans, Buddhists, Muslims and Jedis?
 
#12
I've been told to mow the lawn and apparently the "rapture" isn't a good enough excuse to sit on my backside drinking beer.

I've also been told that I'm unlikely to get taken up at 1800 tonight, so I'm also creosoting the shed tomorrow as well. :evil:

Perhaps I should have gone to church all those years ago after all.
 
#19
Glad I'm a non-believer. I've got a piss up to go to in my local next Tuesday. It's opposite the church so if it all comes true I won't have to sit and listen to the bell ringers doing their practice sesh.
 
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