Jossmen and boneheads
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Was in Nelson the day before release, in civvies when I was stopped by a Fleet Joss who said I needed a haircut, I explained I was going outside next day...his reply was '' Just not your day today is it'', even took me into the admin block and told one of the RPO's to ensure my hair was cut before release.... :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
We managed to brain the MAA on the Argonaut whilst setting up to dress ship one of the ends slipped before it was attached we did cry out
'B E L O W' but he just stopped and looked up and the shackle and swivel hit him right on the forehead.
We spent a long time trying to prove our innocence in that it was an accident and not deliberate, if it had been deliberate we would have probably missed 99 times out of a 100.
There seemed to be a slight grudge against the comms mess after that.
'B E L O W' but he just stopped and looked up and the shackle and swivel hit him right on the forehead.
We spent a long time trying to prove our innocence in that it was an accident and not deliberate, if it had been deliberate we would have probably missed 99 times out of a 100.
There seemed to be a slight grudge against the comms mess after that.
Hi,
I've known a few good uns, I wish I could remember their names, (I think old age is creeping up).
HMS Herald during the Falklands
HMS Manchester during the first Gulf
The MAA on Hermione last commish was a rum un, got sent home from Gulf after gate crashing a cock & ass party in Dubai (I think) No names coz he went on to more serious things (allegedly)
I've known a few good uns, I wish I could remember their names, (I think old age is creeping up).
HMS Herald during the Falklands
HMS Manchester during the first Gulf
The MAA on Hermione last commish was a rum un, got sent home from Gulf after gate crashing a cock & ass party in Dubai (I think) No names coz he went on to more serious things (allegedly)
I served at Pompey Patrol in '69 with Scouse Gandy when he was a L/Reg, he is in Spain running a bar. Ben Nevers is back at sea as a civvy security officer on fanny boats. FMAA Tom Wilkinson is in his 70's and extremely well. He attends every reunion in Pompey.
If anybody wants to know where any others are, gimme a shout. I always knew we were extremely popular especially when rail warrants and leave passes were needed.
If anybody wants to know where any others are, gimme a shout. I always knew we were extremely popular especially when rail warrants and leave passes were needed.
Never met a good one! All power crazed, brainless morons with IQ's slightly less than their hat size!
Of course on God's vessels (submarines), we didn't have to suffer the mindless gibberings of such lesser beings.
I'm told that during their training they all get concrete injections and have the Regulator Interlock fitted. (Regulator Interlock: every time they open their mouth a flap drops over their brain)
Having said that, they do their best under difficult conditions, i.e. having hearts of stone, and the inability to comprehend human life.
Bite anyone????
Of course on God's vessels (submarines), we didn't have to suffer the mindless gibberings of such lesser beings.
I'm told that during their training they all get concrete injections and have the Regulator Interlock fitted. (Regulator Interlock: every time they open their mouth a flap drops over their brain)
Having said that, they do their best under difficult conditions, i.e. having hearts of stone, and the inability to comprehend human life.
Bite anyone????
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