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  1. Thought 1

    When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
    When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
    When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
    What do women want to be liberated from?

    Thought 2

    The average man's life consists of:

    Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years
    of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners
    wondering too.

    Thought 3

    A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you
    take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The
    man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.. The man was

    He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again
    the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car
    will run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was instructed,
    just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

    The man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice
    answered. "Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I
    got married?"

    This is the Best !!!

    Thought 4

    Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her
    father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached
    the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed
    some thing in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given
    to the father by the bride.

    The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to
    divulge the secret and say something. So he announced "Ladies and
    Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raised his hands
    with what his daughter gave him and continued, "My daughter finally,
    finally returned my credit card to me."

    The whole audience including the priest erupted in laughter .......... all
    except the poor Groom!!

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