Jokes you'd go to hell for telling

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  1. Edited for sensible reasons.

    New joke I stole from someone at Raleigh:

    What do Maddie McCain and a submarine have in common?

    They're both 6 feet under and full of seamen.
     
  2. After the recent tragic events in Haiti, International child aid is starting to arrive, the earthquake has left 50000 kids under 10 orphaned and alone to fend for themselves.
    The USA are sending medicine and doctors, the UK are sending food and shelter whilst Ireland are sending 1000 catholic priests on a holiday of a lifetime.
     
  3. And a huge waiting list (of Catholic priests) is growing in Germany, Austria and the rest of the world..... 8)
     
  4. Ahahahahahaaha! That's briliant!

    But, ye... That certainly is a joke to go to hell for - if it exists =P
     
  5. Cheers Jonno.
     
  6. Whats worse than Michael Jackson reading your kids a bed time story?




    Ian Huntley giving them a bath.
     
  7. Zoid..........another O2 Thief......what did you do to make our really important , gestapho guards angry
     
  8. Still waiting for mine :cry:
     
  9. Yeah but you've not realy earnt it if your trying for it
     
  10. O2 tag? I asked for mine a few times :lol:
     
  11. Now somehow that dosen't suprise me :lol:
     
  12. Apparently you can make fun of kiddie fiddlers and people that cover up for them (in my eyes that makes you just as guilty - ask certain people here in Jersey that one!) but you can't make fun of people who are of a different colour than yourself. Irrespective of the fact that the joke didn't actually make fun of people because they are of a differing colour - just the fact that it grouped them together to form a group for purposes of the joke.

    Political Correctness and Common Purpose have made the world mad.
     
  13. Fuck of you gay nigger.


    Of course I can do that, because no-one knows who I am, and I won't be thrown out of Raleigh. I was being helpful you dull puppy.
     
  14. So the poster is not anonymous and at Raleigh then? That's nice for him.
     
  15. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Back on thread.....

    How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Two.

    One to change the bulb and one to suck my cock.
     
  16. Pikey abortionist had to give up the job as he lost his ferret.
     
  17. Lenny Henry has a box of chalk going spare............

















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    MOO
     
  18. Difference between a catfish and any/all the celebs featured in recent 'Twat Celebs' thread ?

    One is a fish, the rest are bottom feeding scum suckers.
     
  19. Edited for known reasons. :oops:

    A bit too close to bone hey.
     

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