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Jokes you'd go to hell for telling

Zoidberg

War Hero
Edited for sensible reasons.

New joke I stole from someone at Raleigh:

What do Maddie McCain and a submarine have in common?

They're both 6 feet under and full of seamen.
 

flymo

War Hero
After the recent tragic events in Haiti, International child aid is starting to arrive, the earthquake has left 50000 kids under 10 orphaned and alone to fend for themselves.
The USA are sending medicine and doctors, the UK are sending food and shelter whilst Ireland are sending 1000 catholic priests on a holiday of a lifetime.
 
flymo said:
After the recent tragic events in Haiti, International child aid is starting to arrive, the earthquake has left 50000 kids under 10 orphaned and alone to fend for themselves.
The USA are sending medicine and doctors, the UK are sending food and shelter whilst Ireland are sending 1000 catholic priests on a holiday of a lifetime.

And a huge waiting list (of Catholic priests) is growing in Germany, Austria and the rest of the world..... 8)
 

Chris1337

Midshipman
flymo said:
After the recent tragic events in Haiti, International child aid is starting to arrive, the earthquake has left 50000 kids under 10 orphaned and alone to fend for themselves.
The USA are sending medicine and doctors, the UK are sending food and shelter whilst Ireland are sending 1000 catholic priests on a holiday of a lifetime.

Ahahahahahaaha! That's briliant!

But, ye... That certainly is a joke to go to hell for - if it exists =P
 

BigBurt

Badgeman
Whats worse than Michael Jackson reading your kids a bed time story?




Ian Huntley giving them a bath.
 

flymo

War Hero
cornishgolfer said:
Zoidberg said:
JonnoJonno said:

Cheers Jonno.

Zoid..........another O2 Thief......what did you do to make our really important , gestapho guards angry

Apparently you can make fun of kiddie fiddlers and people that cover up for them (in my eyes that makes you just as guilty - ask certain people here in Jersey that one!) but you can't make fun of people who are of a different colour than yourself. Irrespective of the fact that the joke didn't actually make fun of people because they are of a differing colour - just the fact that it grouped them together to form a group for purposes of the joke.

Political Correctness and Common Purpose have made the world mad.
 

JonnoJonno

Banned
flymo said:
cornishgolfer said:
Zoidberg said:
JonnoJonno said:

Cheers Jonno.

Zoid..........another O2 Thief......what did you do to make our really important , gestapho guards angry

Apparently you can make fun of kiddie fiddlers and people that cover up for them (in my eyes that makes you just as guilty - ask certain people here in Jersey that one!) but you can't make fun of people who are of a different colour than yourself. Irrespective of the fact that the joke didn't actually make fun of people because they are of a differing colour - just the fact that it grouped them together to form a group for purposes of the joke.

Political Correctness and Common Purpose have made the world mad.

Fuck of you gay nigger.


Of course I can do that, because no-one knows who I am, and I won't be thrown out of Raleigh. I was being helpful you dull puppy.
 

Blackrat

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
Back on thread.....

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two.

One to change the bulb and one to suck my cock.
 

Stirling

Banned
Difference between a catfish and any/all the celebs featured in recent 'Twat Celebs' thread ?

One is a fish, the rest are bottom feeding scum suckers.
 
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