Always loved 'Elephant's Foot', now I know that Rumrats team had the rest of it away.
NotmeChief said:A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and she decides
to ask her students what they had for breakfast.
To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their
Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg,
'Very good', says the teacher.
Peter says he had toast 'T-O-A-S-T'.
Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him.
'I had f*ck all', he says, 'F-*-C-K A-L-L'.
The teacher is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude answer.
Later when the lesson turns to geography, she asks the students some
Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada. Peter is able to tell
her which ocean is off Canada's east coast.
When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from the
nutrition lesson, and decides to give him a very difficult question.
Johnny, she asks, 'Where is the Pakistani border?'
Johnny ponders the question and finally says, 'The Pakistani boarder is
in bed with my mother.
That's why I got f*ck all for breakfast'.
Topstop said:The best time to go shopping in Cumbria is Tue or Thurs!
It's murder on Wed !!
Pub in Whithaven is offering free shots as long as you use the local taxis !!