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  1. From the dock the woman watched as the salty old tugboat captain skillfully docked his boat. She was impressed that such an old man would still be doing such a tough job. She decided to wait until the captain disembarked.

    As he did, she asked him
    " Captain, what is your secret to leading such a long and productive life?
    " "Well," he said. "I would have to say it's because I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, drink a case of whiskey every

    week, eat a lot of fatty foods and I never exercise.”

    “Wow, that's amazing," the woman said. "Exactly how old are you?

    " He answered, "Thirty-one"
  2. (granny)

    (granny) War Hero Book Reviewer

    Never heard that one before! lol
  3. Thought you might like this cartoon

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