From the dock the woman watched as the salty old tugboat captain skillfully docked his boat. She was impressed that such an old man would still be doing such a tough job. She decided to wait until the captain disembarked. As he did, she asked him , " Captain, what is your secret to leading such a long and productive life? " "Well," he said. "I would have to say it's because I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, drink a case of whiskey every week, eat a lot of fatty foods and I never exercise.” “Wow, that's amazing," the woman said. "Exactly how old are you? " He answered, "Thirty-one"