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  1. golden_rivet

    golden_rivet Supporters - GCM

    Why does a frenchman have just one egg for breakfast?








    because ....."un oeuf is just un oeuf"

    :D
     
  2. Jimmy_Green

    Jimmy_Green War Hero

    How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
    One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.


    Nicolas Sarkozy has officially raised the French terror alert from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively crippling their military.
     
  3. Scrumpy

    Scrumpy New member

    What's the difference between toast and a Frenchman?

    You can make soldiers out of toast
     

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