How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.
Nicolas Sarkozy has officially raised the French terror alert from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively crippling their military.