Newton's Third Law.
Sir Isaac Newton's third law of motion states, “Every action has an equal and opposite reaction”. The basic point of this law is that for there to be a reaction there first has to be an action. Newton's third law has been understood for centuries, but in recent years scientists have begun questioning some aspects of the physics involved.
I will give an everyday example that most people will be familiar with. Imagine if you will a man, who we'll call 'the Husband' is lying absolutely motionless on the sofa in his own lounge. To add reality to the scene, we could also imagine he has recently returned from the Pig and Whistle, where he got very slightly rat arsed, but the main point here is, that he is motionless, comatose, if it wasn't for the snoring and belching and farting, he could pass for dead.
Now a second person enters the room, again for argument's sake let’s call her 'the Wife' and immediately the wife has a reaction. Now! how can this be? It flies in the face of Newton's Third Law. The Husband has not moved a muscle, not made any action yet the wife has reacted. At first, the reaction is restrained, snorting, grumbling and banging things around but soon escalates into violent and uncontrolled ‘Hoovering with intent to injure.’ culminating in heavy objects being thrown,
From these newly discovered facts, scientists made a startling scientific discovery, they have now deduced that Sir Isaac Newton was never married.
