Joining up with a small penis

#2
peesNpoos said:
Hello i want to be in the Marines, but my penis is below average. Will I be ridiculed and made fun of for this?

Thankyou

PnP
What's average?

It's not the ration, it's the passion.
Oh, that looks like a penis, but smaller.
It's not what's on deck, it's what's in the cable locker that matters.
Never mind the quality, feel the width
:!:
 
#3
peesNpoos said:
Hello i want to be in the Marines, but my penis is below average. Will I be ridiculed and made fun of for this?

Thankyou

PnP
Try a cock ring or one of those pump things Austin Powers style. It worked for me!! :wink: :lol:

Sexually repressed from sarf London
 
#4
As long as the angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the beat who cares.

Would this be Nails under a new name? lol
 
#10
tommo said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
tommo said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
tommo said:
As long as the angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the beat who cares.

Would this be Nails under a new name? lol
Not alot gets passed you boyo!! :D
Have to get up bloody early to beat me :lol:
You reading that paper your sitting on???
Your birth certificate? No you want it? lol
Didn't get one of those. It was an apology from Durex mate!!
 
#12
ex_rubberdagger said:
tommo said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
tommo said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
tommo said:
As long as the angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the beat who cares.

Would this be Nails under a new name? lol
Not alot gets passed you boyo!! :D
Have to get up bloody early to beat me :lol:
You reading that paper your sitting on???
Your birth certificate? No you want it? lol
Didn't get one of those. It was an apology from Durex mate!!
Ah you're right they've written birth certificate on it across the top of the letter lol
 
#13
tommo said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
tommo said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
tommo said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
tommo said:
As long as the angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the beat who cares.

Would this be Nails under a new name? lol
Not alot gets passed you boyo!! :D
Have to get up bloody early to beat me :lol:
You reading that paper your sitting on???
Your birth certificate? No you want it? lol
Didn't get one of those. It was an apology from Durex mate!!
Ah you're right they've written birth certificate on it across the top of the letter lol
Id laugh if it was funny. But alas it wasn't :D
 
#15
ex_rubberdagger said:
tommo said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
tommo said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
tommo said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
tommo said:
As long as the angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the beat who cares.

Would this be Nails under a new name? lol
Not alot gets passed you boyo!! :D
Have to get up bloody early to beat me :lol:
You reading that paper your sitting on???
Your birth certificate? No you want it? lol
Didn't get one of those. It was an apology from Durex mate!!
Ah you're right they've written birth certificate on it across the top of the letter lol
Id laugh if it was funny. But alas it wasn't :D
That's cos you had to be there!
 
#17
tommo said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
tommo said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
tommo said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
tommo said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
tommo said:
As long as the angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the beat who cares.

Would this be Nails under a new name? lol
Not alot gets passed you boyo!! :D
Have to get up bloody early to beat me :lol:
You reading that paper your sitting on???
Your birth certificate? No you want it? lol
Didn't get one of those. It was an apology from Durex mate!!
Ah you're right they've written birth certificate on it across the top of the letter lol
Id laugh if it was funny. But alas it wasn't :D
That's cos you had to be there!
Ah so youre speaking from experience then??? :thumbleft:
 
#19
ex_rubberdagger said:
tommo said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
tommo said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
tommo said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
tommo said:
ex_rubberdagger said:
tommo said:
As long as the angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the beat who cares.

Would this be Nails under a new name? lol
Not alot gets passed you boyo!! :D
Have to get up bloody early to beat me :lol:
You reading that paper your sitting on???
Your birth certificate? No you want it? lol
Didn't get one of those. It was an apology from Durex mate!!
Ah you're right they've written birth certificate on it across the top of the letter lol
Id laugh if it was funny. But alas it wasn't :D
That's cos you had to be there!
Ah so youre speaking from experience then??? :thumbleft:
Experience in what? You being there?
 
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