Ok, some of you currently serving have hinted at some horror dits, this is the thread
Jenny_Dabber said:Which night in any of the mentioned places is not a horror show??????
In Jesters, there are 3 lasses who are or were always there. One of them couldn't be any less than 23 stone the other is as skinny as a rake and the 3rd is a total chav, all 3 would be spotted in less attractive market rags or trackies.
Anyhow, I was out with a few lads from Drake, not a big night, just a mid week drinking session. Enter Jesters, 2 for 1: twisted: anyway, one of the lads cops off with big Bertha and swears he is going to give her the beating of her life time. We slowly remind him is this before or after 42Co had gone through her. He disappears, never to be seen again that night! I get a call at 3am 9for the sake of it, we'll call him Smudge), blue murder screams and pleas for help, not understanding a word of it I put the phone down. I then get a text with an address, located in Swilly (great place: wink: ), Smudge had got himself into a little situation. Not only has Big Bertha got 3 different kids from 3 different guys, her adoring husband had come home early to find Smudge giving his Mrs. a kidney punch or two. Now you think bertha is a big lass, her husband is twice the size! I grab one of the lads, not too happy with me walking into his grot at 03:15am and dragging him out to go pick [email protected] features up.
Anyhow, long story short, neither of the lads learned a thing, near enough every weekend I'd be hailed upon to call in the rescue mission :?
Are you in fact the first natural born Shark Watch???
Could have done with you on a few of my nights out
Lingyai said:Even the weather girls got hoofed out by us (anyone remember them)? Dlightful creatures.
It always amazed me how fat they were, if I had had in my mouth what they had had in theirs over the years I would never eat again !!!!!!brigham600 said:Yes, I do remember the weather girls and their 'little' crowd of slappers who used to hang around the DJ area. Lovely girls they were.