Jill Dando case - Nov 2007

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  1. Right ladies and gents,

    Jill Dando's case is about to be reopened, due to the accused killer having his 'appeal' this coming November.

    But are we 100% Barry George was the correct man to be convicted? They police didn't really have concrete evidence at the time, seeing as there was no gun found, the only trace of gun powder was found in Barry G's coat, may have actually been placed there by contamination by forensics, by accident.

    Barry G was spotted in Jill's road around 8.30am that morning but the murder didn't happen till around 11am, considering that Barry G lived round the corner.

    However, he does have a history with epilepsy and was found not to be 100% sane, with his antics for attempting to break into Kensington palace and his previous conviction of rape/attemped rape but the jury at the trial did not know this till after making the decision.

    He also, was believed to have a fasination with Princess Diana and it was used againt him that this is what led to him killing Dando.

    There wasn't one person who was 100% sure they actually saw Barry G at Jill's at the time.

    So, was he rightly convicted, accused wrong?

    thoughts please xx

    p.s. keep this cival peeps xx
     
  2. Such a lovely girl. She was our local newsreader on the BBC for many years until she found fame and fortune.

    Did he do it? I would have hated to have been on the original jury or one of the judges in this appeal. They were convinced at the time from all the evidence including the powder in his pocket, that he did it.

    I think, yes or no, the judges will return a result of 'unsafe', which is probably the correct appeal verdict.
     
  3. he was weird as feck anyways, keep him locked up no doubt he'd only get into trouble if they let him out...God damn it this is what capital punishment is for
     
  4. onTotally agree Gimp. He should have been locked up forever for the attempted rape charge. If it's good enough for Saddam then it's good enough for BG, bring back hanging (around on street corners stalking people), wierdo!
     
  5. i heard that before she died her fiancee wanted a new front door.

    Unfortunately she was dead against it.
     
  6. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    You'll get hate mail :afro:
     
  7. excellent, any more like that shag. :thumright: Back to the thread....
     
  8. right then here goes

    What's the difference between Jill Dando and a white shirt?

    The white shirt survived the doorstep challenge


    What do Barry George and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

    They both turn up on your doorstep and do your head in.


    hope that covers all bases
     
  9. Ohh, ho ho ho, shouldn't laugh But I will.... phnar phnar phnar.

    I dont agree with the jokes but I defend your right to say it!

    Now there's contention and a contentious issues! can i speel '!' or what?!!
     
  10. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    How did Jill Dando feel at her job?
    Under the gun.

    I hear that Jill Dando was going to make a guest appearance on 'Just Shoot Me'.

    What's red and gathers dust?
    Jill's passport.

    What's the difference between Ruud Gullit's Wife and Jill Dando?
    One sleep's with a Gullit in her Bed.

    What does Jill Dando and George Best have in common?
    They both ended their careers at Fulham.

    What does a piece of cod and Jill Dando have in common?
    They both get battered before lunchtime.

    What TV program did Jill Dando not appear in?
    Shooting Stars.

    What's the difference between Danny Baker and Jill Dando?
    Danny Baker survived the doorstep challenge.

    Why is Crimewatch UK not being scrapped?
    Because Nick Ross is terrified of getting the bullet.

    Jill Dando had a new antique show for the BBC...
    The shooting started this week.

    Why did Nick Ross resign from BBC Crimewatch UK?
    Because he needs the job like he needs a hole in the head.

    What's the difference between a pint of beer and Jill Dando?
    A pint of beer still looks good after you blow off its head.

    What does the Kosovo Crisis & a 9mm bullet have in common?
    Jill Dando can't stop either of them.

    What was the last thing to go through Jill Dando's mind?
    A 9mm hollow point bullet.

    What does the Hugh Grant film "Notting Hill" & Jill Dando have in common?
    They were both shot near Chelsea.

    Jill was really talented...
    Her impersonation of John Lennon was dead on!

    What's the difference between Jill Dando and a black taxi?
    A black taxi can take 5 in the back.

    What's the emptiest room in Britain?
    The one where they'll be holding the auditions for the new Crimewatch UK presenter.

    There are no flies on Jill Dando...
    Not yet!

    Bit of an overkill isn't it?
    In America, they just fire the host or cancel the show...

    What's the difference between a dildo and a dando?
    You put one in a box, and the other... ahhh, actually, they're the same.

    Why can't Jill Dando hold her drink?
    Because one shot goes straight to her head!

    What's Jill Dando's new show for the BBC?
    Wish I was still here!

    Some say that Jill Dando was a lesbian...
    She was killed by someone she fingered on Crimewatch.

    What's the difference between a Dando and a Dodo?
    One's a dead bird that used to hang around tropical beaches... the other one's a Dodo.

    Did you hear a terrorist group has claimed responsibility for Jill Dando's murder?
    It was Combat 18-30

    How did Jill look best on tv?
    In a tight shot.

    Why can't you take Jill Dando for a drink?
    One shot and she's on the floor.

    What's got more brains than Jill Dando?
    Her doorstep!

    What does Jill and the Milkman have in common?
    They both leave four pints on the doorstep!

    Jill Dando is to star in a film next week…
    No weddings and a funeral!

    What does Jill Dando and Oliver Reed have in common?
    They both had one shot too many

    What colour were Jill Dando's eyes?
    Blue. One blew to the left, the other blew to the right!

    Knock Knock.
    Whose There?
    B A N G !

    Jill gets engaged to a gynecologist...
    Next thing she's fucked!

    How did Jill get into the ambulance?
    With a vacuum cleaner!

    What's the difference between Jill Dando and a Prostitute?
    You can shoot in a prostitutes face as many times as you want.

    Have you heard? They've got someone for that Jill Dando job...
    They start next Thursday 9:30 pm BBC1.

    What's black, white and starving?
    Jill Dando's cat.

    What's the difference between a Dando and a Dodo?
    One's a dead bird, the other is extinct.

    Dodo - Dead
    Di - Died
    Dodi - Departed
    Dando - Done for
    Dido - Better bloody watch out

    Jill Dando has been posthumously nominated for the O.B.E.
    One Behind the Ear...
     
  11. JD: is Princess Diane related to Jill Dando or Princess Diana?

    Seriously though, The evidence supporting George's conviction was remarkably circumstantial and flimsy. Like many serious miscarriages of justice, the police under pressure appear to have no qualms about framing a mentally ill person or someone with learning difficulties, then insisting the innocent person is guilty to cover-up their wrongdoing! When George is eventually released, no thanks to our Prosecutiorally-biased legal system, he can expect to be turfed out from prison with no support and will be charged board and lodging out of any compensation awarded and paid for by the taxpayer.

    Expect the courts to demand that future kidnap victims pay their kidnapper board and lodging... after all, it amounts to the same in practice.

    Dando, like Lesley Molseed, will never have her actual murdurer punished as a direct result of media pressure on the police to come up with a quick result and the police compliance.
     
  12. i take SPB that you google "Dando sick jokes" as well. my net nanny at work wont let me preview all the sites though.

    Do we start a McCann sick joke thread - SORRY to MOD for thinking out loud. :pissedoff:
     
  13. Mod head;

    People, as much as it is tempting to start the sick jokes, please try to keep this thread on track. Will leave these jokes here for now but it maybe an idea to start a different thread on that subject.


    So, do we think her real killer is walking around scot free, with a massive smirk on his face?
     
  14. He will be if he's reading all these jokes
     
  15. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    JD: If you wanted a serious debate then you should have started this thread in "Current Affairs". As it is in "The Quarterdeck" (for 'Gossip, rumour & scandal .....', according to the Forum Index) then I feel the rules are slighty more relaxed.

    The jokes you refer to are available in the public media, so if you want to censor the thread then I suggest you contact your ISP and get them to close down the websites that publish the jokes...

    Perhaps you posted in the QD thread because, as the Moderator, you have ultimate power to delete accordingly - a power you cannot exercise in the CA thread?!

    :?
     
  16. The real murderer is deffo at liberty, as to whether he or she is free of the Scots, I wouldn't like to hazard a guess. May be it is a Scot.

    :twisted:
     
  17. Having just read a history of BG, why would anyone in their right mind allow this man back out into the civilised world. He obviously needs help as he's as mad as a box of frogs. Did he do it? Don't know, still it's one nutter less on the streets to hurt people. How many times must we allow psychos back out to commit more murders then say "oh poor thing, just because he's hacked someone to death doesn't make him a bad person, he just needs help because he's insane", yep lock them up for the duration.
     
  18. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Thanks - you a criminal psychologist then?! 8O
     
  19. You got half of my job spec right.
     
  20. itchyfingy

    Most psychopaths are successful businessmen, though most successful businessmen are not psychopaths. Take a look at the Hare Scale of Psychopathogenic Behavioural traits.... you probably work with one... the odds are for it. Hare estimated that 1% of the population were psychopaths.

    Read the article below... and be worried, be very worried :twisted:
    http://www.prospect-magazine.co.uk/article_details.php?id=7604
     

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