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Jewish Death Notice

fishhead

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A Jewish man calls the newspaper to publish an obituary notice for his wife

Shlomo: Hello, This is Shlomo Goldstein, I want to publish an obituary notice for my wife Rachel.

Agent: Hello Shlomo, how shall we publish it, do you have any words in mind?

Shlomo: "Rachel is dead". That's enough.

Agent: Sir you can write more; its the same price.

Shlomo: Hmm okay, "My wife Rachel is dead."

Agent: Sir, it is the same price up to 9 words, are you sure this is enough?

..after a moment of pause

Shlomo: "My wife Rachel is dead, Ford Fiesta for Sale."
 
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