A Jewish man calls the newspaper to publish an obituary notice for his wife Shlomo: Hello, This is Shlomo Goldstein, I want to publish an obituary notice for my wife Rachel. Agent: Hello Shlomo, how shall we publish it, do you have any words in mind? Shlomo: "Rachel is dead". That's enough. Agent: Sir you can write more; its the same price. Shlomo: Hmm okay, "My wife Rachel is dead." Agent: Sir, it is the same price up to 9 words, are you sure this is enough? ..after a moment of pause Shlomo: "My wife Rachel is dead, Ford Fiesta for Sale."