Right we keep hearing how fuckin essence and divs the party's you trollied were. Now tell the truth, what about all the gronks and grollies you buried busby in. My personal "Best" was a young lady of about 80 years (Well OK she was probably 29) but she looked 80. I trapped her for the mere amount of 15 Singapore dollars from Virgins corner, and took her to the ugly bug ball in Neesoon Transit camp. I won $150 which was a fortune, first prize but you had to trolley it in front of witnesses to get your prize. Not a fuckin problem, I'd had about 12 pints of tiger tops, she looked friggin gorgeous. Only problem I had was trying to figure out if I was actually getting it up, or maybe just getting between two wrinkle flaps, pieces of hanging offal. Now your stories/confessions chaps.