Jenna Marbles

tiddlyoggy

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#6
Lasted 36 seconds until I wanted to punch her. Mind you I want to punch all women at the moment.
Lasted roughly the same, irritating as hell. Can't say I needed to punch her or any other woman though, was it a domestic over Christmas that provoked that shipmate?
 
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guestm

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#7
All women deserve a smack in the mouth, it's about time we re-asserted our authority on the wretches.

As for this unfunny ****, it just needs it's neck wringing.
 

Magda

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#8
All women deserve a smack in the mouth, it's about time we re-asserted our authority on the wretches.

As for this unfunny ****, it just needs it's neck wringing.
Actually Monty, where I've highlighted in red you should write "its". The difference between "it's" and "its" is very simple really, the former is a contraction of "it is", the latter is a possessive pronoun.

;-)

Should I make myself scarce around about now? :toothy3:
 
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Actually Monty, where I've highlighted in red you should write "its". The difference between "it's" and "its" is very simple really, the former is a contraction of "it is", the latter is a possessive pronoun.

;-)

Should I make myself scarce around about now? :toothy3:
That there is just why women need a slap every now and again, you may be right, but we are the men, therefore, the effin boss, Bitch.

What we say..Stands.


:)
 

Magda

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#12
That there is just why women need a slap every now and again, you may be right, but we are the men, therefore, the effin boss, Bitch.

What we say..Stands.


:)
I don't make the grammatical rules, sweetheart! I just point out the errors ;-)

You know, we women just let you THINK you're in charge/the boss. As a coffee cup my sister has states, "Do you want to speak to the man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on?"
 
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#13
Actually Monty, where I've highlighted in red you should write "its". The difference between "it's" and "its" is very simple really, the former is a contraction of "it is", the latter is a possessive pronoun.

;-)

Should I make myself scarce around about now? :toothy3:
Don't blame me, blame iPhone autocorrect. Also programmed by a chick.
 
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guestm

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#15
You're blaming a semi-inanimate piece of electronic gadgetry for the fact that you don't proof-read posts before you hit "Reply"?

Dear me. Some one tell Apple to create an "App for that" pronto.

;-)
In normal circumstances I have my man do it, he fucked up and I'm having him flogged.

Anyway, English isn't my first language, violence is. With that in mind I'm going to drink your blood to absorb your pedant powers and then fashion a rudimentary Fondue set out of your ribs and skull.
 

Magda

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#16
In normal circumstances I have my man do it, he fucked up and I'm having him flogged.

Anyway, English isn't my first language, violence is. With that in mind I'm going to drink your blood to absorb your pedant powers and then fashion a rudimentary Fondue set out of your ribs and skull.
Monty, your imaginative wordsmithery is, as ever, a delight. The italicised quote above will forever be a favourite, mainly as I suddenly have an image in my mind that you look very much like this:

 
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#17
Close. I'm more a mixture of Caligula and Dorian Gray. But with a big ******* Gothic castle and minions.