Jaffa Cakes and Wrens

[Always_a_Civvy]

Brigham has raised a serious discussion topic which has tugged at my heart strings, and at this very moment as he and a bunch of impressionable young Comms ratings are doubling off from Colingrad to Rosie's office for Jaffa cakes, tea and access to a dozen gorgeous lasses, I think this topic needs raising.

When Brigham was a young RO (many years ago) he had a special sock in his life named after a Wren 3rd Ossifer he was dead keen on. Events intervened and prevented him being able to live out his fantasies? Should he, as a hot-bloodied, heterosexual male, have been entitled to put in a request for "special sessions" from the Wren to help him combat his strange affliction?

Answers on a postcard please to this address.

Oh to be Young again... :lol:

 

[sgtpepperband]

Hmm, depends - if this Wren Officder had a divisional concern for young Brigham then she would only be doing her duty for the good of his welfare. If she was not his DO then I believe that if Brigham maintained this line of infatuation for her it would have been deemed a 'Stalker'.

I would therefore advise this young (well she's probably getting on a bit now!) woman to visit the following:

http://www.met.police.uk/stalking/advice.htm

 

[andym]

I thought this was going to be a different topic!

I was going to say as long as the Wren in question doesnt scoff the lot,then shes on for a promise!

 

[sgtpepperband]

Q: What's the difference between Brigham's Wren Officer and a Kitkat?
A: You only get four fingers in a Kitkat!

 

[jesse650]

damn I thought it was going to be a differnt line as well........oh well...

 

[andym]

Q: What's the difference between Brigham's Wren Officer and a Kitkat?
A: You only get four fingers in a Kitkat!

Not if its a chunky Kitkat!

 

[sgtpepperband]

Q: What's the difference between Brigham's Wren Officer and a Kitkat?
A: You only get four fingers in a Kitkat!

Not if its a chunky Kitkat!

Or a Toblerone... ouch!

 

[andym]

I find Maltesers quite entertaining!

 

[sgtpepperband]

Each to their own - I'd have thought you'd prefer to suck on a Fisherman's Friend?!

 

[andym]

They should be banned!Wouldnt wish that on me worst enemy.

 

[sgtpepperband]

Well I dunno - a shot of whiskey usually gets rid of the taste!

 

[slim]

Well I dunno - a shot of whiskey usually gets rid of the taste!

Is this the voice of experience?