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Jacqui Smith and the porn films expenses

Oil_Slick

War Hero
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/milo_y...bsidise_pornography_for_jacqui_smiths_husband


Well lets be honest, if you were married to the munter, wouldn't you prefer to spank off to some decent looking tit and arse on the telly?


 
Oil_Slick said:
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/milo_yiannopoulos/blog/2009/03/29/must_we_really_subsidise_pornography_for_jacqui_smiths_husband


Well lets be honest, if you were married to the munter, wouldn't you prefer to spank off to some decent looking tit and arse on the telly?



I was a bit disappointed to be honest.

I was hoping we'd found out that our Home Secretary had a secret thing for Spice Extreme, which would be in line with her 'tough rhetoric'.

Alas not.
 

Dicky

Lantern Swinger
If she's the home secretary she ought to leave politics alone and stay at home - - - - What a Gronk....
 

Seaweed

War Hero
Book Reviewer
I imagine her next claim will be for an expensive new sofa (for hubby to sleep on).
 

johne

War Hero
It seems they claim everthing on expences. Even t.v. licence. No wonder they could not give a rats arse how much every thing costs :evil:
 

fishhead

War Hero
Ms Smith's old man was on the box tonight all apologetic for watching porn when the missus was in London and charging it to the taxpayer.He said it will be paid back Do suppose that would have happened if the press hadn't rumbled it.From what I have read they have pretty much refurbished the whole house on the taxpayer because supposedly it is her second home the first being her sister's spare room in London.
Jacqui Smith is far from alone in this outragious scam and it is high time the gravy train for MP's was shunted into the sidings for good. :evil:
 
I am usually quite slow at getting angry, but this crowd of self-seeking turds is beginning to irk me just a bit. The whole miserable, money-grubbing, lying, crapulous, pathetic excuses for humanity that call themselves our representatives should be taken out and shot. Come the revolution and I'll be the first volunteer for the job of executioner. :angryfire: :evil: Harriet Bloody Harman and Jacqui Smith will be the first ones up against the wall!!
 

slim

War Hero
It seemsthat she is really pissed off with him, bet she would be even more pissed of it it were Gay Porn :p :oops: :cry:
 

slim

War Hero
[quote="wardmaster" Harriet Bloody Harman and Jacqui Smith will be the first ones up against the wall!![/quote]

Never saw you as a knee trembler man Doc :p
 
And...........................claimed for an 88p bath plug.

She needs a knife sticking up her arse and the handle kicking off so she can`t pull it down.
 

Oil_Slick

War Hero
higthepig said:
And...........................claimed for an 88p bath plug.

She needs a knife sticking up her arse and the handle kicking off so she can`t pull it down.



Now that's what REALLY gets on my tit's with these cvnts!

Raking in £200-300k a year with all the pay and bennies and they claim for a fvcking sink plug! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:


Note to self: Next time I fill in an expenses form claim for anything and everything to the last penny… fvckit, the Pols are. :evil:
 

jesse

War Hero
Nothing these self serving scum bags do surprises me at all. Come to think about it, It never really has. My contempt is total.
 

NZ_Bootneck

War Hero
Seaweed said:
I imagine her next claim will be for an expensive new sofa (for hubby to sleep on).
There's one going cheap on Ebay, oh hold on 'Stained by hubby.' from a vendor named Furious Harpy of Westminister. :lol:
 
Every one is jumping up and down about the porn films, which really goes to show just how shallow this society really is.

The real point is theat one of our senior cabinet ministers has been blatently claiming for things that are not allowed, and the pillocks that are supposed to check these things just pay her.

The next question really is what are the people in the fees office who are supposed to check that claims are correct getting in back handers to pass all these dodgy claims.
 

Gombear

War Hero
While Jaqui Smith may have her snout in the trough, her husband seems to have a different part of his anatomy in it. :lol:
 
Gombear said:
While Jaqui Smith may have her snout in the trough, her husband seems to have a different part of his anatomy in it. :lol:

Pulling her poor husbands pisser is missing the point, he didn't make the claim, she did. Not only did she 'miss' his porn films on the bill she submitted the bill with several other films (non porn) to the commons as part of her expenses, and the plonkers there paid her

So we have one of our top ministers, either on the take, or so incompetant she makes falxse claims by accident, and some civil serpents who are shelling out our cash without checking to see whether the claim is kosher in the first place.
 

Gombear

War Hero
Maxi_77 said:
Gombear said:
While Jaqui Smith may have her snout in the trough, her husband seems to have a different part of his anatomy in it. :lol:

Pulling her poor husbands pisser is missing the point, he didn't make the claim, she did. Not only did she 'miss' his porn films on the bill she submitted the bill with several other films (non porn) to the commons as part of her expenses, and the plonkers there paid her

So we have one of our top ministers, either on the take, or so incompetant she makes falxse claims by accident, and some civil serpents who are shelling out our cash without checking to see whether the claim is kosher in the first place.

I haven't missed the point at all; It was a joke.
Oh well, so much for humour
 
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