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  1. Ive just been getting my daily dose of Jack Speak by Rick Jolly. Ive read fwd to aft and aft to fwd, countless times.

    But I seem to of missed this one "My throats dryer than a nagasaki bomb dodgers, starboard flip flop"

    Whats the Jackest phrase you have ever heard?

    Make me laugh people!
  2. .....the dose I caught in Olongapo was so bad my spunk came out like Swarfega


  3. I swear it by the crutch piece of Aggie Weston's knickers.
  4. As dry as a dead Dingo's donger
  5. Got a mouth like the bottom of a Gurkha's gashbin
  6. :roll: 1 A mouth like Ghandis flip flop. 2 Smells like a pros hadbag 3 By the great white thighs of Magaret Rutherfod!! :lol:
  7. Got a mouth like the inside of a Wizards spell-bag
  8. I've got a mouth like an African witchdoctors leather jammy jou jou bag..

    I've got a mouth like the inside a Siamese salmon poachers worm tin...

    I've got a mouth like a Tasmanian lepers odour eater.....
  9. This burger tastes like the cunt of a three year dead Morrocan whore that's just been fucked by a team of syphillis ridden Jocks.

    And that's one of the nicer compliments I've had about my food.
  10. Got a mouth like the back of an Arab stand easy tent
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  12. ....as much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking contest.
  13. Got a mouth like the bottom of a maternity wards gash bucket.
  14. Got a mouth like a Japanese wrestler's jock strap.
    As useful as tits on a bull.
  15. Have you got------?

    No but I`ve got a granny who was a rear gunner on a milk float, with a chit "excused wearing steaming bats".
  16. About as much use as a lesbian vicar whippers left knacker sack.......
  17. A mouth lke the bottom of a baby's pram, all shit & broken Farley's rusks
  18. she was sweating like a geordie in a spelling test/ nigger on a rape charge.
  19. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I knew a Killick RP (John F*****) who had two kids - yes, they were called Jack and Jenny! - and he made them talk like that:

    "Daaad! Can I have a goffa?"

    "Daaad! What's for scran?"

    :oops: :lol:
  20. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    "...she was so ugly, even Sea Dart wouldn't take her out!" :thumbleft:

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