Was just putting my tie on for the piss up!!!
Yes so sad that there are actually knobs out there who believe this shite!!
I won twice this week on the lottery. A tenner on the lotto and six pounds fifty pence on the euro. Do I invest it or blow it on a wild night out??
E.R.N.I.E. blessed me with fifty quid. Considering one and a half million people win fifty quid every month that seaside cottage is still yonks away.
Now I want all you Christians to donate to this needy cause failing that send money to living breathing things.
GOD N’ HEAVEN
CHRISTIAN MINISTRIES
I AM THE PASTOR OF A VERY SMALL NON-DENOMINATIONAL HOLY GHOST CHURCH, AND OUR CHURCH NEEDS YOUR HELP. BY FEBRUARY 28TH.2007 OUR BALANCE OF 130,000.00 MORTGAGE IS DUE. WE MUST PAY OFF THE NOTE BY THAT DATE OR WE LOOSE OUR CHURCH TO THE OWNER.
OUR EFFORTS TO RAISE THE APPROPRIATE HAVE NOT BENN SUCCESSFUL TO PAY OFF THE NOTE. WE ARE REACHING OUT AND PRAYING THAT YOU WILL FIND IT IN YOUR HEARTS TO HELP US. THE FIRST WAY IS THROUGH A SUBSTANTIAL CONTRIBUTION, IN ANY AMOUNT WOULD BE A WONDERFUL BLESSING. ANOTHER WAY IS TO PASS US ON TO OTHERS THAT YOU THINK WOULD ALSO DONATE THE FUNDS TO SAVE OUR CHURCH.
WITH YOUR HELP AND FROM THE HELP OF OTHERS, WE KNOW IN OUR HEARTS OUR CHURCH WILL BE SAVED. THE CONGREGATION AND I THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP AND YOU ARE IN OUR PRAYERS.
PLEASE SEND DONATIONS TO: GOD N’ HEAVEN CHRISTIAN
MINISTRIES CHURCH
233 BURNETTE AVE.
FT. WALTON BEACH FLORIDA 32548
(850) 243-8712