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I've been a naughty boy!

witsend

MIA
Book Reviewer
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wannabefpilot87

Lantern Swinger
witsend said:
I was a naughty boy ealier today until the internet police put an end to my prank. So to ensure there's no hard feelings, I will reimburse anyone caught out and also vouch for them should any mother & father gives them a hard time.

Eh?? Am i missing something here? :? :wink:
 

Taloolah

Banned
wannabefpilot87 said:
witsend said:
I was a naughty boy ealier today until the internet police put an end to my prank. So to ensure there's no hard feelings, I will reimburse anyone caught out and also vouch for them should any mother & father gives them a hard time.

Eh?? Am i missing something here? :? :wink:

Ditto 8O ....did you set up a chatline or the such at peak rate ?...at £500- odd quid, maybe Jimbo should have got himself warmed up first ? 8O
 

X.R.D

War Hero
Taloolah said:
wannabefpilot87 said:
witsend said:
I was a naughty boy ealier today until the internet police put an end to my prank. So to ensure there's no hard feelings, I will reimburse anyone caught out and also vouch for them should any mother & father gives them a hard time.

Eh?? Am i missing something here? :? :wink:

Ditto 8O ....did you set up a chatline or the such at peak rate ?...at £500- odd quid, maybe Jimbo should have got himself warmed up first ? 8O

Is there any need calling a chatline with all the desperate bints logging on to this site??? 8O 8O :D
 
It's such a good thing that Crushers, Masters and RPOs, Ships Police, etc are a thing of the past, having died out with blankets, bald haircuts and sharing a dorm with 39 other, equally gullible nozzers. If a relic of the Brigade of Crushers should finger your collar, just off to pay back any money, apologise and blame the dumb Paymaster for your innocently made oversights.

Stand fast Sarge!
 

TimeToJoinUp

War Hero
I phoned the number - but I won't be asking for any reimbursement from you. Although the helpline didn't offer the advertised royal navy advice, the nice young lady on the other end of the phone gave me some careers advice. I will now be applying to be a sex line worker. I've had to learn to raise my voice a few octaves and had to change my name to Brenda, but everything seems to be moving in the right direction now. Much easier than this Royal Navy application malarkey.
 
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