Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by trelawney126, Oct 14, 2011.
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BBC News - Now wash your hands - and your mobile
But only if you've a mobile phone :-D
Sounds like a load of shit to me.
I have always suspected this! I knew a Northerner and he was extremely smelly and that's why I refuse to go any further North than Bovey Tracey.
You like my musk. Eau de gashbag it's called.
You obviously didn't go weekend this week. With this south westerly wind I can smell your stench in Guzz.
Actually I'm sat in Bristol airport, enjoying a ten million zloty coffee. The only smell here is that of inbreeding Janners.
Whenever I'm in Plymouth City Centre, doing a bit of shopping or such-like,
I always used to worry about having my phone nicked by one of them odd
looking local types. Now, whenever I stop for a coffee "al fresco" - I always
search out a convenient heap of dog shit and stick my mobile into the
centre of it. There's always a plentiful supply of faeces knocking around
the local coffee bars - so it's never been a problem finding a pile sufficiently
large enough to support a Sony Ericsson. When I've drunk my cappucino,
I simply retrieve my phone and put it back in my pocket. I have to say that
I have never had a mobile phone stolen from me yet.
How many of you can say that eh?
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