It's Official "Crabby Northerners"

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by trelawney126, Oct 14, 2011.

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  1. Sounds like a load of shit to me.
  2. I have always suspected this! I knew a Northerner and he was extremely smelly and that's why I refuse to go any further North than Bovey Tracey.
  3. You like my musk. Eau de gashbag it's called.
  4. You obviously didn't go weekend this week. With this south westerly wind I can smell your stench in Guzz.
  5. Actually I'm sat in Bristol airport, enjoying a ten million zloty coffee. The only smell here is that of inbreeding Janners.
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  6. Whenever I'm in Plymouth City Centre, doing a bit of shopping or such-like,
    I always used to worry about having my phone nicked by one of them odd
    looking local types. Now, whenever I stop for a coffee "al fresco" - I always
    search out a convenient heap of dog shit and stick my mobile into the
    centre of it. There's always a plentiful supply of faeces knocking around
    the local coffee bars - so it's never been a problem finding a pile sufficiently
    large enough to support a Sony Ericsson. When I've drunk my cappucino,
    I simply retrieve my phone and put it back in my pocket. I have to say that
    I have never had a mobile phone stolen from me yet.
    How many of you can say that eh?

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