(taken from performance ford magazine) "I was waiting at customer services in Asda, and the woman in front was returning a disposable barbecue. When asked why, she replied that when she opened it there was no meat in it. The shop assistant patiently explained that the barbecue was simply to cook the meat, it didn't include it. The customer looked very embarrassed indeed. The assistant looked at her receipt and asked "There are 3 barbecues on here, are you also returning the other two?" "I can't" said the woman, "They're at home in the freezer!!!!!!!!!"