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It was you lot... Wasn't it

MG Maniac

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Rumrat

War Hero
When I was a wee lad my dad used to get the jahovahs witnesses in and convert them to atheism

If they were female you just state that you have been on nights, you do not wish to be rude so if they would like to come to bed with you to hold further discussions then.........
By this time you are usually talking to your self.
 

noshmon

Banned
If they were female you just state that you have been on nights, you do not wish to be rude so if they would like to come to bed with you to hold further discussions then.........
By this time you are usually talking to your self.
The one that knocked at my door was a bloke when I answered. I was just about to move so I told them I was the people that were moving in and was really nice to them.

My mum phoned me a few days ago to tell me the new people who live there now say I'm a twat
 

Sharkey

Banned
Greeting them naked reduces the time spent on the doorstep, but you do have to go and pick up the copy of watchtower from the end of the drive though
 

Dredd

War Hero
Super Moderator
To plagurise red dwarf:

I had a job with the samaritans for a day. 5 people committed suicide. I wouldn't mind, but one was a wrong number!

Apparently the Samaritans have been looking to cut costs and outsourced their call centre to Pakistan. Only reason I know that is that someone told me they had called them to say they were feeling suicidal and they got really excited and asked him if he could drive a truck . . .
 

Topstop

War Hero
Greeting them naked reduces the time spent on the doorstep, but you do have to go and pick up the copy of watchtower from the end of the drive though

My dad used to book them to come about 10.30 an a Saturday morning, about the time he thought I should be up, he`d always have gone out. So that would be me then. I then gave em a time he would be in. This went on for months.
 
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