Many years ago I was killick of the trainees block in Dryad, times were hard pusser was even more skint than it is now. The lads mess kit lockers were fcuked someone suggested I take some of the P3 trainees waiting to be drafted down to the dockyard to see if we could get our hands on anything useful from the ships awaiting disposal. I sent the lads round the museum while I did a quick recce so armed with a pussers right angle I slunked aboard HMS Reclaim, there was no shore supply and I wasn't familiar with the old diving tender.
I climbed down several decks and entered one of the messes, I heard the door shut behind me and only having my pussers torch I started to get a bit twitchy in the faint light coming from the torch so I thought fcuk it I'm offsky back up top, tried the door FCUK ME it was locked I pulled and pulled on the fecker but it wouldn't open and to make matters worse my batteries were fading fast I was shitting myself no one knew I was onboard no phones I thought fcuk me I'm a gonner I must have sat there a hour wondering what the fcuk I could do, I decided to have another look around with what light there was left in my torch in despair I realised I was a gonner the only exit was that fcuking door I I pulled and pulled again shouting me fcuking head off in the end I just leaned on the door out of ideas - and the fcuker opened OUTWARDS, what a cunt, I shot up those fcuking ladders faster than a dockyard moggy AND I didn't tell any fcuker till now.
I climbed down several decks and entered one of the messes, I heard the door shut behind me and only having my pussers torch I started to get a bit twitchy in the faint light coming from the torch so I thought fcuk it I'm offsky back up top, tried the door FCUK ME it was locked I pulled and pulled on the fecker but it wouldn't open and to make matters worse my batteries were fading fast I was shitting myself no one knew I was onboard no phones I thought fcuk me I'm a gonner I must have sat there a hour wondering what the fcuk I could do, I decided to have another look around with what light there was left in my torch in despair I realised I was a gonner the only exit was that fcuking door I I pulled and pulled again shouting me fcuking head off in the end I just leaned on the door out of ideas - and the fcuker opened OUTWARDS, what a cunt, I shot up those fcuking ladders faster than a dockyard moggy AND I didn't tell any fcuker till now.