It aint half hot mum !

How do we get out of here?..........'Tricky one that, sir'

 

They look really happy to meet their great leader!!!

 

'So, how long have you been in the Army, Petty Officer Jones?'

 

Dont worry if you are being made redundant, there are plenty of jobs back in the UK, mine will be up for grabs soon.

 

Look on the bright side chaps, with you gone I can afford a little bit more of 2 marvellous carriers we're building, the Rifles roughly equate to the fwd heads and an anchor chain.

 

"Hang on minute, I'm just trying to remember where I've left my daughter this time!"

 

I'm wearing the new number 8's, quite fetching I think!!!

 

All day sir!.

 

I'm sure when we played uckers at Eton you didn't have to throw a six to start

 

"lads, is that a woman behind us?"

 

What's an IED? Tricky one that, is it Army slang.

 

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"Mmmm,

Such a great pity that PJ Finknottle is wedged into to his Parker-Knoll and superglued to Sky News, instead of being here to direct us all.

I suppose I'll just have to ask JD's heroic brother instead."

 

I was hoping this would be a thread about milfs. I like milf.

 

I have to announce I've appointed George Osborne as minister of defence and.............you've got to walk home.

 

The young man sitting next to him has that look in his face.

 

I may have pitched this at an older age group...... sorry for that...... 'It aint half hot mum' was a comedy series in the 70's about an army concert party (check it out on you tube) where a certain upper crust ossifer, when asked to make a decision...... dithered.... and said..... 'tricky one that, sir'

btw.....this is one tv series that won't be repeated.............it is soooooooo politically incorrect......................sing lofty !

Don Estelle And Windsor Davies - Whispering Grass [totp2] - YouTube

 

"Everything ok PM?"
"Sort of. I'm just wondering which one of you i've yet to fuck"

 

You certainly know how to pick them, best of British.

 

RIP Don Estelle (22 May 1933 – 2 August 2003)

 

I know that you muppet, hence my wording.

I think you meant to reply to noshmon, or at least I hope you did!