Right then you lot. After reading this ISIS militants outline chilling five-year plan for global domination | Mail Online I am getting very worried. One of the reasons Mrs S-B and myself live in Spain is the virtually constant sunshine or at least consistently good weather. Another is the cheap booze and excellent pork products. If these raggy headed twats try to claim Spain as part of this so called caliphate, these two items would be the first to go! I think we need to think about some kind of Dad’s Army type reaction. Now we do not have to worry about the Guardia Civil or the Police objecting, as they are the most racist of the lot. At any road block on any day, our raggy headed cousins are seen being lined up. This is actually no bad thing as they recently caught a really bad AQ guy. Safeguard. Anyway, do we need a plan? Much as the Wild Geese thread next door, do we need a load of rufty tufty ex matelots and booties to enter Spain or Gib on package holidays, get tooled up, then take to the hills to await secret orders? We would be able to offer some accommodation in the short term, at least until a formal beachhead had been established. I have zeroed my trusty unregulated .22 while waiting for something decent, say 7.62ish. Should we kick things off now as a pre-emptive strike, while it is ramadamdingdong?