It is understandable if the ladies on RR are a little apprehensive about getting a minge tinge. However I am sure that many of the gentlemen on RR will be more than happy to assist in applying the lotions to the required body parts. Perhaps CD could give cruise and abuse trips on his barge. This way both parties could be satisfied. So get rid of your ginger minge and get a thatch to match by an unqualified RR minge stylist.