Is this true or is this true?

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  1. Should really be in CA.

    Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the Thames near Westminster .

    The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said "I can't understand
    how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were
    the same size as kids, I just don't get it."

    "Well, said the big croc, "what have you been eating?"

    "Politicians, same as you", replied the smaller croc.

    "Hmm. Well, where did you catch them?"

    "Down near the parking lot by Parliament".

    "Same here. Hmm. How did you catch them?"

    "Well, I crawl up under one of their tax-payer funded expensive cars
    and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them
    by the leg, shake the sh*t out of 'em and eat 'em!"

    "Aah, says the big crocodile, I think I see your problem. You're not
    getting any real nourishment. You see, by the time you finish shaking
    the sh*t out of a politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and
    a briefcase".
  2. Parking Lot!

    Even the bloody crocs are wogs! Wiley Occidental Gentlemen?

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