Is this how Christmas is for you?

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by NotmeChief, Dec 19, 2008.

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  1. At Xmas time when we were kids,
    we were bloody poor,
    and Santa weren't too generous
    when he knocked upon our door

    But we made do by saving up,
    yes every little bit
    "We may be poor" said dear old Dad,
    "but I dont give a shit!"

    Our Xmas tree stood tall & proud
    and rigid as a totem,
    With Xmas baubles hangin' there.....
    like testies in ya scrotum!

    Everyone loved Xmas dinner,
    no if's, and's or but's,
    and all us kids would piss ourselves
    when Grandpa dropped his guts.

    We'd leave a six pack for Santa
    and he always drank it quick,
    then I found out it was just me Dad,
    the alcoholic prick!

    But all in all we had fun,
    and lot & lots of cheer,
    Now I can't wait till I've got kids....
    cause I'll get a carton of beer!

    Copyright; Bruce Thompson
  2. LMAO
    Thats very good! :thumright:

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