Yesterday I was booked to play at a small Edinburgh club,Keyboard etc in the car and off up the A1 At a traffic stop along pulled up TWO red Ferrari's each with a stunning blonde in the drivers seat! The one next to me had a white halter top on and looked the business. I didn't mess around,quick as flash I bent out of view and inserted my two missing front teeth and casually leaned out the window of my Citroen Picasso and looked at them as if to say â€œAn ex-Matelot is waitingâ€ they just roared off! I figured out later maybe it was Clarkson and Hammond in drag! but if it wasn't! I'm only 70 years old with prostate problems but is there no Senior Citizens justice in the World? Another crap/irrelevant post but I'm bored as the wife is talking all the time about gardening and wondering what our 7 kids are doing. As if care,they are off my hands and that works for me.