Is the Wardroom endangered by Swine Flu?

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  1. I've become seriously concerned in recent days that The Wardroom might become an endangered species if the dreaded swine flu virus evades ships security and manages to find its way up the nostrils of the officer corps.

    Could the Wardroom be added to the CITES list of endangered species?

    Might ships' Wardrooms be redesignated Sites of Special Scientific Interest (SSSIs)?

    Would psuedo-officers acting as anti-viral intercept decoys* save the wardroom from possible extinction?

    Comments please on a postcard to the following address:

    Patient 93746785634427B/JX
    c/o The Officer in Charge
    Wardroom Ward
    Bethlem Psychiatric Hospital
    c/o Imperial War Museum

    *Volunteers welcome - ships sprogs only need apply ;)
  2. We could always clone them to keep the species alive or just let them go extinct.

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