is sex work?

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  1. Is sex work?

    A Royal Navy captain was about to start the morning briefing to his
    staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the
    captain decided to pose a question to all assembled.
    He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and
    he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
    He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much
    of it was "pleasure?"
    A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work.
    A lieutenant said it was 50-50%.
    A midshipman responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending upon
    his state of inebriation at the time.
    There being no consensus, the captain turned to the seaman who was in
    charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?
    Without any hesitation, the young seaman responded, "Sir, it has to be
    100% pleasure."
    The captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

    "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me
    doing it for them."
    The room fell silent.
    God bless Jack.
  2. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Goin sloppy thirds on a fat munter in Exeter after the other two lads had shot their muck and done a runner was hard work, especially as I only went into the bedroom to tell her they'd gone and I couldn't find any more beer in the fridge. Overtime the next morning because "she was there" was fcuking heroic I might add.
  3. I can't see why it gives any pleasure. Surely it would be more fun to have a nice dinner out in a good restaurant. :roll: :oops:
  4. Only if it guarantees a good shag afterwards :lol:
  5. I,d rather have a bowl of soup :D
  6. Or a nice cup of tea and a Hob Nob :D
  7. Bit like the weather beaten bearded commander in the wardroom, grabs the Midi and slams him up against the bulkhead: "Have you been fcking my wife?" he snarls. Scared shitless Midi: "No sir not me honest." Commander replies: "Well you ought to, she's a far better fcuk than yours!!"
  8. It cant be - Work is hating getting up in the morning and cant wait to run away from,

    sex is wishing he could get it up in the morning and running home to hope he was awake enough to put out!
  9. Is that put out or pull out?
  10. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    How can it be work? Just lie back and let her get on with it. Mind you, trying to balance the ashtray on my chest and trying to get a swig of Buckfast can be a bit tricky when she is riding me like seabiscuit.
  11. Put out ;o)
  12. Do her doggy, ready made table and you can both watch the telly at the same time
  13. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Good drills that man. I've also got somewhere to keep my olives.
  14. Hadn't thought of that :thumbright:
  15. Returning across the railway tracks to Chat dockyard me and an oppo came across Jack giving a tart some doggy fashion.............. and chips laid out on her back.

    Almost expected him to ask us if we had any vinegar.
  16. Sex? Sheesh - I vaguely recall the missus interfering with me, when was that?........I think I read it about it on the t'internet once though...
  17. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Corrected that for you Stirling old chap.
  18. Thank you, have a drink, oh I forgot you perc lot cannot drink, have a biscuit instead.
  19. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Ta muchly. In fact, can i have one of your biccies? I fancy a bit of weevil.

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