I was walking to the tube station from work yesterday when i spied in the distance, coming towards me, a woman wearing the shortest skirt i've ever seen and high heels. As she approached ever closer, i have to admit, i got the major horn. The fact that it was freezing and she had the nuts to wear that clobber made it even better. To add even more to the attraction, she had that dirty look about her, you know, that look that says to you "Go on, do me up the wrong 'un. You know you want to and i must be punished." When she was about 5 metres or so from me, i gave her a big smile, which she reciprocated. It was at this stage that i saw she did have some nuts after all, as "her" adams apple was all too apparant and she had hands like Pat fucking Jennings. But do you know what? If i was drunk i'd have done it.