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Is it sick to find this HEADLINE even slightly funny?

Is it sick to find this HEADLINE even slightly funny?


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Shakey

War Hero
"I went to call a neighbour who then called the ambulance and the police."


Why not take his head out of the bucket first, silly moo.
 

Karma

War Hero
I have to admit at first glance it is funny, because it seems like either a bite or something completely incongruous.

Then you read the article.
 
When I first saw the headline, I imagined a 12 inch high window cleaner treading water & trying to get out of his bucket!! :lol:
 

Shakey

War Hero
Headline on a free newspaper in East London, early 90's:

MAN KILLED BY TURNIP

There was some lads going about in a car in Stratford throwing food stuffs at pedestrians. (The week before I had been narrowly missed by an egg.) However they went a bit too far and started chucking shit like turnips, one hit an old man on the head and it killed him.

I'm not making it up! link here: Turnip
 

nutty_bag

War Hero
Question is, was the heart condition at his age genetic or caused by something else that i will leave to your imagination.

NB
 
This is sad but funny in the same way as when Rod Hull (of Emu fame) dies after falling off his roof when adjusting his TV aerial.
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Lingyai said:
This is sad but funny in the same way as when Rod Hull (of Emu fame) dies after falling off his roof when adjusting his TV aerial.

Yeah, but apparently at his funeral the service was good but the reception was awful... :twisted:
 
sgtpepperband said:
Lingyai said:
This is sad but funny in the same way as when Rod Hull (of Emu fame) dies after falling off his roof when adjusting his TV aerial.

Yeah, but apparently at his funeral the service was good but the reception was awful... :twisted:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Now That is funny
 

nutty_bag

War Hero
sgtpepperband said:
Lingyai said:
This is sad but funny in the same way as when Rod Hull (of Emu fame) dies after falling off his roof when adjusting his TV aerial.

Yeah, but apparently at his funeral the service was good but the reception was awful... :twisted:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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