Is he correct?

Blackrat

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#1
I was out the other night with a couple of mates, one of them being one of these homosexualists. As is the norm when chaps get together, the conversation moved towards women, especially those in close proximity. I pointed out that one lovely lady in particular looked like she would suck a hampton like a fat kid with a McShake when my gay friend said "You want to get a bloke to do it. It's so much better". Now this has got me thinking. Is this actually the case? Can any of the chaps here that are a bit Brighton confirm this (if they have sampled both sexes of course).

Failing this, can i have four female and four male male volunteers to take turns in fellating me for research purposes please?
 
#4
How pliable are you? You could always attempt to give your own charming self a gobble if your'e still supple enough to bend in two. Submariners have tried (and succeeded) whilst bent in half in their bunks, although it's a bit of a pisser having to call for a friend to extract you from your pit and get your face out of your ball-bag.

Manoeuvre No. 1........Hoik underpants down
Manoeuvre No. 2........Get legs over head and jam upwards against top bunk
Manoeuvre No. 3........Reach forward with head and (avoiding dangling testicles) lock on to hampton.
Manoeuvre No. 4........Good luck.
 
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#5
Your oppo is lying. Look at your average female's mouth compared to your average male's.

Girls survive on salad, fruit and mints, as such that is what their mouths smell like.

Blokes survive on kebabs, beer and more beer and brush their teeth when they can be bothered.

Now which would you rather put your dick inside?
 

Blackrat

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#9
Your oppo is lying. Look at your average female's mouth compared to your average male's.

Girls survive on salad, fruit and mints, as such that is what their mouths smell like.

Blokes survive on kebabs, beer and more beer and brush their teeth when they can be bothered.

Now which would you rather put your dick inside?
Now you're a man of the world and you know i respect your opinion. What you say is, in the main true. However, you've not taken into account;

1. Butch dykes
2. Convincing trannies and ladyboys

Now i know you've sampled No2 on this small list. What was it like?
 
#18
Rumour has it....only rumour mind, that you can achieve the same gratification using certain species of fish. They've got to be dead I suppose, and reasonably fresh....not minging like, and definitely NOT some fucking horror with a gob load of teeth. This one looks like it could carry out the task of curp slurping without inflicting too much damage. There are probably other species - but I'll let you decide....should you want to follow this up with a bit of research.



*Disclaimer:-

[The poster shall not be responsible for any damage inflicted on those that use dead fish for oral sex]
 

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