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#1
Re: any one who is doin warfare spec

Ollie-O said:
The RN needs more Londoners in it, whenever I'm in Guzz or Pompey with the matelots I know down there it's all Jockenese, jannerish, Northern or Mockney. Most lads I know around South London seem hell bent on joining the Army. More fool them!

I take it you're north of the river?
No it fcuking doesn't. If there's ever a guarantee of monumental ineptitude, it's being from London. Nothing strikes fear in you more than the opening of a mouth to hear the poorly educated drone of some mockney shitspitter talking drivel. You just know that the job in hand is doomed.

Babycham drinking work-shy queers.
 
#3
Re: any one who is doin warfare spec

Montigny_La_Palisse said:
Ja5on said:
Who helped MLP pick up his toys and put them back in the pram?
I'll put my cock in your mouth if you keep gobbing off spack-hand.
Ha ha the tosser is really back, how long for this time?
 
#6
Re: any one who is doin warfare spec

Montigny_La_Palisse said:
stirling said:
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
Ja5on said:
Who helped MLP pick up his toys and put them back in the pram?
I'll put my cock in your mouth if you keep gobbing off spack-hand.
Save it for Lil's please.
Are you a mod? No. So stow it.
No I am not a mod, you know full well this is not the place for that kind of smut.

And no I will not stow it.
 

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#11
Re: any one who is doin warfare spec

Montigny_La_Palisse said:
Babycham drinking work-shy queers.
Haven't had that down south for years old boy. Is that your drink of choice in the Blue Oyster Bar oop north?

Please answer in the Queens English
 
#12
Re: any one who is doin warfare spec

Blackrat said:
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
Babycham drinking work-shy queers.
Haven't had that down south for years old boy. Is that your drink of choice in the Blue Oyster Bar oop north?

Please answer in the Queens English
Bar? Bar? We have pubs. Not to mention, whippets, outside shithouses, misery, ignorance and gross racism.

None of your southern fancy ideas of forward thinking and cosmopolitan harmony up here, oh no.
 
#13
Re: any one who is doin warfare spec

Montigny_La_Palisse said:
Ollie-O said:
The RN needs more Londoners in it, whenever I'm in Guzz or Pompey with the matelots I know down there it's all Jockenese, jannerish, Northern or Mockney. Most lads I know around South London seem hell bent on joining the Army. More fool them!

I take it you're north of the river?
No it fcuking doesn't. If there's ever a guarantee of monumental ineptitude, it's being from London. Nothing strikes fear in you more than the opening of a mouth to hear the poorly educated drone of some mockney shitspitter talking drivel. You just know that the job in hand is doomed.

Babycham drinking work-shy queers.
Don't mince your words you northern poof :lol:
 

Ageing_Gracefully

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#14
Re: any one who is doin warfare spec

stirling said:
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
stirling said:
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
Ja5on said:
Who helped MLP pick up his toys and put them back in the pram?
I'll put my cock in your mouth if you keep gobbing off spack-hand.
Save it for Lil's please.
Are you a mod? No. So stow it.
No I am not a mod, you know full well this is not the place for that kind of smut.

And no I will not stow it.
That is just the attitude that saw this site slow to a crawl.

Welcomed back MLP and please maintain the low standards you have set yourself.
 
#15
Re: any one who is doin warfare spec

Ageing_Gracefully said:
stirling said:
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
stirling said:
Montigny_La_Palisse said:
Ja5on said:
Who helped MLP pick up his toys and put them back in the pram?
I'll put my cock in your mouth if you keep gobbing off spack-hand.
Save it for Lil's please.
Are you a mod? No. So stow it.
No I am not a mod, you know full well this is not the place for that kind of smut.

And no I will not stow it.
That is just the attitude that saw this site slow to a crawl.

Welcomed back MLP and please maintain the low standards you have set yourself.
I'll do my best.
 
#16
The Southerners I have met (see how I'm not tying them all with the same broom, but you are the same :wink: ) are all very arrogant, snobby, look down on the North. Start fights and can't finish em, all talk talk talk. Plus they have shit accents. And us Northern folk show the fairies how to drink.
 
#17
docherty said:
The Southerners I have met (see how I'm not tying them all with the same broom, but you are the same :wink: ) are all very arrogant, snobby, look down on the North. Start fights and can't finish em, all talk talk talk. Plus they have shit accents. And us Northern folk show the fairies how to drink.
Yes we know all about the north and its fairies,.... ask Monty,.. a Townie of his had them in his garden. :D :D :wink:
 
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