Ironing and folding.

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  1. I've been practicing my ironing, and I'm now at an average level of ironing. But does anyone have any links/steps on how to iron to navy regulation so I can practice before I'm in.
    Same goes for folding the clothes to the size of A4.

    Cheers guys.
  2. hmmm. not ironed anything to that standard since...err, part 1. LOL

    I imagine you will get shown in training. and after you leave, you will never iron to that standard again.

    top tip. dont worry (i am getting the impression you are a little)
    many of us joined pre mass internet/message boards and cracked on with it...just get to raleigh, stay fit for training, pass each week and you will be outta there
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  3. exJenny

    exJenny War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Your DI should show you what you need to do. You will hopefully have a senior class who will also help as will the leading hands in your division. There's a handbook to accompany pt 1 training and that will also show you how to present your kit.
  4. Snowman.

    Log off, go out, get drunk and smash the rear hatch of a nubile young slapper in. When you wake up, run the hangover off for 3 miles. Repeat this process until you reach Raleigh.

    Do not concern yourself with ironing and shite.
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  5. Don't worry about ironing son, I paid a local lass to come in 3 times a week to do mine. Just stick an ad in the local paper shop window.
  6. lol brilliant we have a ironing question . Oh thats made my day .

    I have only just learnt that there are little Chinese geezas on ship who do it all while on deployment . When the kid told me and showed me a photo of the guys I just couldnt help thinking that at the stern of the ship is this little area with steam billowing about and pots of noodles on the boil lol.
  7. They boil them in the washing machines once they have sniffed and dhobied everyone's Knicks :)

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  8. exJenny

    exJenny War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    "No chit? No fcuking dhoby!!"
  9. Me "6692 please"

    Camp as Christmas Dhoby walla "Oh yesssss green towel, blue pants, nice".

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  10. Here's an ironing tip, when you are ironing and the phone rings don't answer it

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    Problem solved.

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  12. This man needs a blowjob like nobody else I know.......
  13. mgr


    What sort of bloke needs his ironing done 3 times a week. Its not natural. Once a month is plenty.
  14. It's called personal admin! Sloth is one of the deadly sins.
  15. exJenny

    exJenny War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    ex-crabs are good to keep in the house to get the ironing done.
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  16. Must cost you a fortune in room service?

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  17. I thought he was one of the Goonies.....
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  18. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Fucking badmin more like.
  19. Iron-ing.......... something ghey?
  20. Thats one of those things like polishing shoes, only done when you have to go to Collingrad or Raleigh.

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