Irish Doctor's Assistant

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  1. A Doctor wanted time off to go hunting so he asked his assistant to stand in for him.
    “Seamus, I am going hunting tomorrow. I don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic
    and take care of my patients.”

    “Yes, sir!” – answers Seamus.
    The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: ”So, Seamus, how was your day?”

    Seamus told him that he took care of three patients.

    “The first one had a headache so I gave him Tylenol.”

    “Bravo, and the second one?” – asks the doctor.

    “The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Malox, sir.” – says Seamus.

    “Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” – asks the doctor.

    “Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a woman entered. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off everything including her bra, her panties and lied down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: “HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!”

    “ Thundering’ Lard Jayzus, Seamus, what did ye do?” – asks the doctor.

    “I put drops in her eyes.” !!!!!
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