War Hero
An English tourist was driving through Ireland when he noticed a man on the side of the road having sex with a sheep.
A few kilometers further on he came upon a small town, so he parked his car and went into the pub for a drink.
He grabbed a cold beer, sat at a table, and then took a look around the bar.
He immediately noticed a one legged guy sitting over at a corner table, masturbating without a care in the world.

The English tourist turned to the bartender and said, "What sort of country is this?
A few kilometers back down the road there was this guy having sex with a sheep, and now that guy in the corner is furiously masturbating in full view of everyone."

The bartender said, "You heartless English bastard. He's only got one leg. How do you expect him to catch a sheep?"

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