On a commercial flight back from Iraq, the plane was full of civvies, soldiers and some RAF personnel. On arrival back to the U.K a Sergeant wanted to make an announcement. "Ladies and gentlemen my name is Sergeant White and we will shortly be arriving at Heathrow airport. For all civilian personnel on board the local time is 5:45pm. For all army personnel on board the time is 17:45. And for all RAF personnel on board Mickey mouses big hand is pointing at the 9 and Mickey mouses short hand is pointing at the 5!"