Ipods

#1
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
 
#2
BRILLIANT Jimmy,

You're not the only one I too have been found guilty of that. :)

In my case it was a Sony walkman and I was sat in a very crowded station waiting room one cold and bitter winters day, no heating just an inner warmth and a countryside odour..............HEAVENLY
 
#3
Just liberate them and fcuk the guests. On the other hand if you are shut in a confined space and your oppo is divesting the mess of it's characteristic odour of ripe socks, freshly discarded keks, foo foo powder and Brut, then a mess scrubbing may be in order.... of the first complainant! :twisted:
 

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#4
thingy said:
Just liberate them and fcuk the guests. On the other hand if you are shut in a confined space and your oppo is divesting the mess of it's characteristic odour of ripe socks, freshly discarded keks, foo foo powder and Brut, then a mess scrubbing may be in order.... of the first complainant! :twisted:
Thingy, Sigmund Freud would find it difficult to understand what goes on inside your head. How do you expect mere Jack mortals to understand, or is it the sauce from last night still having an effect. :?
 
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