Invent-a-Limerick

4 lines long. Whoever finishes one - starts the next.


There was young matelot from Hull..........

 

...Who originally came from Mull

 

The hair on his back

 

Reached down to his sack, and covered his foreskin too!

 

The Jossman on HMS Runt

 

..married a Pompey munt

 

She looked like a sackful of spanners, and worked in Joanna's......

 

and was constantly scratching her...........

 

...start a new one then ex.

 

There once was a whore from the azores

 

.....Who had flaps like a Vulcans bomb doors.....

 

With her fanny so deep

 

..I fell in and met Michael Moores.

 

Stoker Stirl met a girl..

 

......Who used to be Bob but now called Shirl

 

Shirl and Stirl walked hand in paw...

 

.....Who was forever uplifting his shirt....

 

Which would have been fine until seen on The News at Nine

 

That he had been arrested and handed a flucking big fine.

Now Daisey was an upstanding lady of the church

 

Who fancied the guy from the Munsters called Lurch