Invent-a-Limerick

[BillyNoMates]

4 lines long. Whoever finishes one - starts the next.


There was young matelot from Hull..........

 

[21_Man]

...Who originally came from Mull

 

[higthepig]

The hair on his back

 

[slim]

Reached down to his sack, and covered his foreskin too!

 

[slim]

The Jossman on HMS Runt

 

[stirling2]

..married a Pompey munt

 

[BillyNoMates]

She looked like a sackful of spanners, and worked in Joanna's......

 

[ex_rubberdagger]

and was constantly scratching her...........

 

[stirling2]

and was constantly scratching her...........

...start a new one then ex.

 

[ex_rubberdagger]

There once was a whore from the azores

 

[BillyNoMates]

.....Who had flaps like a Vulcans bomb doors.....

 

[slim]

.....Who had flaps like a Vulcans bomb doors.....

With her fanny so deep

 

[stirling2]

..I fell in and met Michael Moores.

 

[stirling2]

Stoker Stirl met a girl..

 

[BillyNoMates]

......Who used to be Bob but now called Shirl

 

[thingy]

Shirl and Stirl walked hand in paw...

 

[BillyNoMates]

.....Who was forever uplifting his shirt....

 

[McCloggie]

Which would have been fine until seen on The News at Nine

 

[dog_watch_fade]

That he had been arrested and handed a flucking big fine.

Now Daisey was an upstanding lady of the church

 

[McCloggie]

Who fancied the guy from the Munsters called Lurch