Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by BillyNoMates, May 24, 2008.
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There was young matelot from Hull..........
...Who originally came from Mull
The hair on his back
Reached down to his sack, and covered his foreskin too!
The Jossman on HMS Runt
..married a Pompey munt
She looked like a sackful of spanners, and worked in Joanna's......
and was constantly scratching her...........
...start a new one then ex.
There once was a whore from the azores
.....Who had flaps like a Vulcans bomb doors.....
With her fanny so deep
..I fell in and met Michael Moores.
Stoker Stirl met a girl..
......Who used to be Bob but now called Shirl
Shirl and Stirl walked hand in paw...
.....Who was forever uplifting his shirt....
Which would have been fine until seen on The News at Nine
That he had been arrested and handed a flucking big fine.
Now Daisey was an upstanding lady of the church
Who fancied the guy from the Munsters called Lurch
Separate names with a comma.