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Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by BillyNoMates, May 24, 2008.

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  1. BillyNoMates

    BillyNoMates War Hero

    4 lines long. Whoever finishes one - starts the next.


    There was young matelot from Hull..........
     
  2. 21_Man

    21_Man New member

    ...Who originally came from Mull
     
  3. higthepig

    higthepig Supporters - GCM

    The hair on his back
     
  4. slim

    slim War Hero

    Reached down to his sack, and covered his foreskin too!
     
  5. slim

    slim War Hero

    The Jossman on HMS Runt
     
  6. stirling2

    stirling2 Banned

    ..married a Pompey munt
     
  7. BillyNoMates

    BillyNoMates War Hero

    She looked like a sackful of spanners, and worked in Joanna's......
     
  8. and was constantly scratching her...........
     
  9. stirling2

    stirling2 Banned

    ...start a new one then ex.
     
  10. There once was a whore from the azores
     
  11. BillyNoMates

    BillyNoMates War Hero

    .....Who had flaps like a Vulcans bomb doors.....
     
  12. slim

    slim War Hero

    With her fanny so deep
     
  13. stirling2

    stirling2 Banned

    ..I fell in and met Michael Moores.
     
  14. stirling2

    stirling2 Banned

    Stoker Stirl met a girl..
     
  15. BillyNoMates

    BillyNoMates War Hero

    ......Who used to be Bob but now called Shirl
     
  16. thingy

    thingy Supporters - GCM

    Shirl and Stirl walked hand in paw...
     
  17. BillyNoMates

    BillyNoMates War Hero

    .....Who was forever uplifting his shirt....
     
  18. McCloggie

    McCloggie Badgeman

    Which would have been fine until seen on The News at Nine
     
  19. dog_watch_fade

    dog_watch_fade New member

    That he had been arrested and handed a flucking big fine.

    Now Daisey was an upstanding lady of the church
     
  20. McCloggie

    McCloggie Badgeman

    Who fancied the guy from the Munsters called Lurch
     

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