Interesting chat

2cool

Lantern Swinger
#1
Just had 'Abdul Foofoo Asisi' pop up on my chat:

Abdul: to fool?

Me: ?
Abdul: send me money

Me: why would i do that?
Abdul: paypal @ foofooinlagos

Abdul: cos i is skint thicky

Me: lifes quite nice up here in my mansion, pitty you didn't try harder in life.


To give him credit 'to fool' was quite witty


p.s. I don't have a mansion.
 
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#2
I had something similar from him last week. I offered to send him some white bitches, but he refused saying he prefered boys. I cut the chat short because I couldn't help him any further.

Seen, I had it, got the impression it was Redmist. Sent him a couple of hundred by wire, guess he has spent it.
 
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guestm

Guest
#10
I had the same. I lured him out of character and he got angry and called me a cock. It's JuJu not Joo Joo anyway, the thick unfunny cunt. I wish people would research their devilishly clever and witty comedic logins.

Edited to add: The title of this thread is excellent satire by the way.
 
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guestm

Guest
#11
Had some more dull interaction with callsign 'Blackcat'. The dull cunt goes to the effort of creating multiple logins yet still can't come up with any decent patter other than: "Gobshite', 'Cock', 'Your (sic) full of shite', 'twat' etc.

Put some effort in for fuck sake.
 
#13
You all ain't suggesting this fuckers a real Juju man are you.
I told him to fuck off.
That the cat got run over the same day as the wife left me, I smashed the car up, the house burnt down and the girlfriend turns up pregnant, I had down as coincidence.
How much should I send him, and is wonga open Sundays?
 

Blackrat

War Hero
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#14
Had some more dull interaction with callsign 'Blackcat'. The dull cunt goes to the effort of creating multiple logins yet still can't come up with any decent patter other than: "Gobshite', 'Cock', 'Your (sic) full of shite', 'twat' etc.

Put some effort in for fuck sake.
Ah yes. Blackcat. My apparant alter ego. That's Redmist by the way and he's still a fucking tool.

As for this other fool, i've not come across the cunt so can't comment.
 
#16
I've got the tosser on now and as it is Sunday, thought I'd play with him a little........

Abdul: bad juu juu on you bender
Me: No, it's OK, I have a black doll here I'm stuffing pins in - does your head hurt yet?
Abdul: you f***ing witch doctor
Abdul: may you soul burn in hell
Me: Yep, you got it - in goes another pin. Hurting yet?
Abdul: send me money white rich fool
Me: Who says I'm white. Or rich. Or a fool? Fool.
Abdul: ok nigga send me money you poor tool
Me: IfI ain't got none, how can I send any? Now go away and play with the cars on the motorway Head hurting yet?
Abdul: paypal @ foofooinlagos

Abdul: send lots of money honkey









Sadly the first few lines didn't copy.
 
#17
It's nagging the bollocks off me also. Apparently I'm a tit.
Well...it IS difficult to type more than one three letter word
when you're doing it with a head-wand.

 
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