Interesting chat

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  1. Just had 'Abdul Foofoo Asisi' pop up on my chat:

    Abdul: to fool?

    Me: ?
    Abdul: send me money

    Me: why would i do that?
    Abdul: paypal @ foofooinlagos

    Abdul: cos i is skint thicky

    Me: lifes quite nice up here in my mansion, pitty you didn't try harder in life.

    To give him credit 'to fool' was quite witty

    p.s. I don't have a mansion.
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  2. Seen, I had it, got the impression it was Redmist. Sent him a couple of hundred by wire, guess he has spent it.
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  3. I can't tell if this is a piss take or not ! Just directed him to for an infinite amount of free money :)
  4. Why does that not suprise me. :toothy10:
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  5. You'd be surprised how many emails a day I get from distant Nigerian relatives that want to transfer me $10 billion + to look after.
  6. Surely it's just easier to give him your credit card number?
  7. He has plenty of joo joo, just been offered some myself, handy really I was running low. Is it a free joo joo scam?

  8. Not if his joo joo is as good it's cracked up to be. =D
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  9. What is the chance of that? Joo Joo men always bring bad joo joo; ah, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.
  10. I had the same. I lured him out of character and he got angry and called me a cock. It's JuJu not Joo Joo anyway, the thick unfunny cunt. I wish people would research their devilishly clever and witty comedic logins.

    Edited to add: The title of this thread is excellent satire by the way.
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  11. Had some more dull interaction with callsign 'Blackcat'. The dull cunt goes to the effort of creating multiple logins yet still can't come up with any decent patter other than: "Gobshite', 'Cock', 'Your (sic) full of shite', 'twat' etc.

    Put some effort in for fuck sake.
  12. I thought Abdul was gay, as my message went:

    bender, give me cash

    Then I thought it might be a poor blackmail attempt!
  13. You all ain't suggesting this fuckers a real Juju man are you.
    I told him to fuck off.
    That the cat got run over the same day as the wife left me, I smashed the car up, the house burnt down and the girlfriend turns up pregnant, I had down as coincidence.
    How much should I send him, and is wonga open Sundays?
  14. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Ah yes. Blackcat. My apparant alter ego. That's Redmist by the way and he's still a fucking tool.

    As for this other fool, i've not come across the cunt so can't comment.
  15. Sent me a picture recently. Asked me for money - but I sent him all my empty
    Lynx Shower Gel bottles. They do a good trade in recycling crap so I'm told.

  16. I've got the tosser on now and as it is Sunday, thought I'd play with him a little........

    Abdul: bad juu juu on you bender
    Me: No, it's OK, I have a black doll here I'm stuffing pins in - does your head hurt yet?
    Abdul: you f***ing witch doctor
    Abdul: may you soul burn in hell
    Me: Yep, you got it - in goes another pin. Hurting yet?
    Abdul: send me money white rich fool
    Me: Who says I'm white. Or rich. Or a fool? Fool.
    Abdul: ok nigga send me money you poor tool
    Me: IfI ain't got none, how can I send any? Now go away and play with the cars on the motorway Head hurting yet?
    Abdul: paypal @ foofooinlagos

    Abdul: send lots of money honkey

    Sadly the first few lines didn't copy.
  17. It's nagging the bollocks off me also. Apparently I'm a tit. IS difficult to type more than one three letter word
    when you're doing it with a head-wand.

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  18. Feeling seen off ... how come you guys have all the fun and the [email protected] leaves me alone???? Has he not heard of equality??? How far is Lagos from Sharm el Sheikh??? Is it close enough for me to pop round one afternoon???
  19. wal

    wal Badgeman

    I'm feeling ignored also,MG.
  20. I take it back ... he's just popped up on chat! What a dick!

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