Insurance

THE correct insurance companies for sex ......







SEX with your wife – Legal & General

SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust

SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

SEX on the telephone - Direct line

SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy

SEX in a hurry - Insure & go

SEX with your boyfriend – Standard Life

SEX with a transvestite - Confused . Com

SEX with some one different - Go Compare . Com

SEX with an animal - Compare the Meerkat . Com

SEX with a fat bird - More Than

SEX on the back seat – Sheila's Wheels

SEX with an O.a.p - Saga

SEX with a posh bird – Privilege .Com

SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union

 

:winkrazz: Like the way you changed fonts mid stream.................are you bi ?

 

No, I always look through the wrong part and can't see anything

 

That's why you're a sludgemariner !

 

how about SEX with Slappers - Bennets for Bikes