Inspiration needed......

[redhead69]

I like to write cheeky little stories..... Trouble is my inspiration has deserted me..... I need some new ideas...... Help me boys and girls.....!!

 

[2_deck_dash]

There is some outstanding literature in this thread:

http://www.navy-net.co.uk/diamond-lils/50006-fridays-rolling-story.html

Dickens would be proud.

 

[MG Maniac]

Or you could concoct a dit around a donkey, a serving wench and a 5 gallon drum of swarfega?

 

[admiralscruff]

A tale set in Blackrat's cellar? Admittedly, there wouldn't be much dialogue, on account of all the denizens being duct taped, but you could get all arty-farty and creative about that.

 

[sgtpepperband]

Just write about characters in your local area, Redhead. I imagine Bodmin is full of them...

 

[2_deck_dash]

Make sure your story has lots of willys in it.

I like willys.

 

[yamyamdabber]

Are these stories about cheeky scamp matlows doing cheeky things like chinning off doing there rounds and going down the mess for a wet or more cheeky "he inserted his soft nosed projectile into her dripping wet bathy tube" stuff???

 

[admiralscruff]

Just write about characters in your local area, Redhead. I imagine Bodmin is full of them...

BODMIN?!

Maybe she knows what happened to MLP.....

That's a good story idea, like a modern version of the Wicker Man. O.O
Needs angry Cornishmen with burning torches and pitchforks though

 

[2_deck_dash]

I once pulled a fucking stunner in the Eclipse in Bodmin. She must've been the only good looking bird in the whole of Cornwall.

Shame she was only 14.

 

[sgtpepperband]

On the other hand, Redhead69 could just be a Wah!, trying to get you lot excited and 'spill the beans', so to speak...

 

[redhead69]

Oohhh SgtP... Moomin has a face like a slapped arse right now.... Did you think I was her ??? Shame on you.... !!!

 

[Moomin]

Sgtp...did you think this was me? Stupid boy! I may know who redhead69 is, but its not me.

As for MLP, I've checked my dungeon and I can't even find a bone....can't be blamed for that one either!

 

[sgtpepperband]

Redhead/Moomin: I never made the association - you did. Bit of a coincidence, though, innit..? Google and access to OP's IP addresses is a very handy tool, though... :wink:(Edit to add: Both IP addresses and Host details for Redhead69/Moomin are identical - my Wah! radar is still burning and turning)

 

[Moomin]

Sgtp.....there is more than 1 house on this farm.....and as we're using mobiles, we're using the same broadband. Your investigation skills let you down on that one. Teach you to be a smartarse!

 

[redhead69]

SgtP.... Moomin is my sister.... !!!!

 

[Moomin]

I'm a bit worried about 2 deck dash.....I mean, Eclipse....have you no shame?

 

[sgtpepperband]

Redhead69/Moomin: Paranoid much? And there's more to my investigative skills than I am prepared to divulge on RR... :roll:

 

[yamyamdabber]

SgtP.... Moomin is my sister.... !!!!

And being from Bodmin, probably your mum and your cousin to!

 

[Moomin]

No reason to be paranoid, and I'm certainly not a redhead. ;-)

 

[redhead69]

That type of relationship only happens in Redruth..... !!!