It was my 30th wedding anniversary yeaterday which is pearl, so being in touch with my sensitive side I bought the Mrs a pearl pendant on a silver chain. However my Mrs being a tadge naive (you can guess where this is going) has been telling everyone that I gave her a pearl necklace last night. Trying to keep a straight face I asked her to re-phrase that and she innocently looked at me and said "why". No answer to that really. Has anyone else had to bite their lip when the other half has come out with an innocent innuendo? Spill the beans.